MuespachRam Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 My vote would go to me... Just picture it... No scousers ever, Bryson and Keogh sold/given away to the Outer Hebries pub team they should be playing for. Hughes made captain. cheeky bid for Becks and Fat Frank, get them all interested in the move by offering them massive amounts of the two things they are both obssessed by money and cakes...then jsut as they are about to sign rip up the contract and tell them to get out of my club...might do the same with good old JT too....draw him in with offers of loads of team mates girlfriends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Scarlet Pimpernel Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Can't belive no one has thought of someone who never loses his head when others are losing theirs, someone with very good connections abroad (France) and someone enigmatic......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheron85 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 B4 Easiest choice ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Mozza! No contest. He's my brother and would get me the best seats in the ipro. He'd let me have them free. Well 5% discount possibly. 3%? Is Mozza your brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 American Ram. He has got a hot tub for our injured players, no one would come in for our better players as he would scare the ***** out of them, and think about all the gossip he could start about the new players we were getting who were around at his house having a few beers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 American Ram. He has got a hot tub for our injured players, no one would come in for our better players as he would scare the ***** out of them, and think about all the gossip he could start about the new players we were getting who were around at his house having a few beers. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Is Mozza your brother? No, I'm his! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 He'd definitely have Keogh training without his right boot. 100% right I would. You'd get a NEW Keogh too - two footed, mistake free and smooth as silk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I got this question down ... here goes: General Manager (aka Rush): I-Ram assisted by Carl Sagan (wisdom reigns) Director of Football Operations (Scouting etc): Muespach Ram (Europe), Bris Vegas, CaymanRam (Americas/Caribbean) Asia Middle East Africa: Bahrain Ram Chief Nutritionist: FROGG (easy one here, whole team would be best fed group in the world) Recommended Nutritionist for Forest: American Ram. He'd poison the entire team with his diet. Physiotherapist: Daveo and Duracell (have a hunch about this one, as they would make sure everyone was on task ) Media Directors: Boycie, Eddie (They'd entertain everyone) Director of Academy/Coach of U21s and U18s Rampage and anyone he appoints (easy one) Head Coach: Ambitious, assisted by Angry Ram. (Short leash: if they don't get us top, then in comes Rampage, assisted by anyone other than Yorkshire Ram (who is the reincarnation of Don Revie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Vegas Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I don't think I would make a good manager. I probably lack the motivational skills, plus the coaching side of the game. I would have clear ideas, implementing them is a different story though. I'd make a good analyst though . Tactical perparation, tactical analyst, opposition analyst and player analyst (scouting). That said, I couldn't be much worse than Stuart Pearce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I got this question down ... here goes: General Manager (aka Rush): I-Ram assisted by Carl Sagan (wisdom reigns) Director of Football Operations (Scouting etc): Muespach Ram (Europe), Bris Vegas, CaymanRam (Americas/Caribbean) Asia Middle East Africa: Bahrain Ram Chief Nutritionist: FROGG (easy one here, whole team would be best fed group in the world) Recommended Nutritionist for Forest: American Ram. He'd poison the entire team with his diet. Physiotherapist: Daveo and Duracell (have a hunch about this one, as they would make sure everyone was on task ) Media Directors: Boycie, Eddie (They'd entertain everyone) Director of Academy/Coach of U21s and U18s Rampage and anyone he appoints (easy one) Head Coach: Ambitious, assisted by Angry Ram. (Short leash: if they don't get us top, then in comes Rampage, assisted by anyone other than Yorkshire Ram (who is the reincarnation of Don Revie) Hey now...I agree about my diet I suppose(at lunch now munching on some big damn burritos)but I also think I could be a valuable asset in regards to American players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 If FROGG was in charge of diet at Derby, the players would be healthy as anything but they would be getting in beaucoup trouble by unlawfully sneaking out at midnight curfew to get late night pizza or fish and chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Eddie and Uttox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEL Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I got this question down ... here goes: General Manager (aka Rush): I-Ram assisted by Carl Sagan (wisdom reigns) Director of Football Operations (Scouting etc): Muespach Ram (Europe), Bris Vegas, CaymanRam (Americas/Caribbean) Asia Middle East Africa: Bahrain Ram Chief Nutritionist: FROGG (easy one here, whole team would be best fed group in the world) Recommended Nutritionist for Forest: American Ram. He'd poison the entire team with his diet. Physiotherapist: Daveo and Duracell (have a hunch about this one, as they would make sure everyone was on task ) Media Directors: Boycie, Eddie (They'd entertain everyone) Director of Academy/Coach of U21s and U18s Rampage and anyone he appoints (easy one) Head Coach: Ambitious, assisted by Angry Ram. (Short leash: if they don't get us top, then in comes Rampage, assisted by anyone other than Yorkshire Ram (who is the reincarnation of Don Revie) Brilliant NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Yep....wow. I'll say this in the nicest possible way, what the hell do americans know about football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'll say this in the nicest possible way, what the hell do americans know about football? Well pal...I dare say a lady I help could come up with better tactics and whatnot than you...and she is 88 and blind in one eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I got this question down ... here goes: General Manager (aka Rush): I-Ram assisted by Carl Sagan (wisdom reigns) Director of Football Operations (Scouting etc): Muespach Ram (Europe), Bris Vegas, CaymanRam (Americas/Caribbean) Asia Middle East Africa: Bahrain Ram Chief Nutritionist: FROGG (easy one here, whole team would be best fed group in the world) Recommended Nutritionist for Forest: American Ram. He'd poison the entire team with his diet. Physiotherapist: Daveo and Duracell (have a hunch about this one, as they would make sure everyone was on task ) Media Directors: Boycie, Eddie (They'd entertain everyone) Director of Academy/Coach of U21s and U18s Rampage and anyone he appoints (easy one) Head Coach: Ambitious, assisted by Angry Ram. (Short leash: if they don't get us top, then in comes Rampage, assisted by anyone other than Yorkshire Ram (who is the reincarnation of Don Revie) You've just lost one of your few allies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Well pal...I dare say a lady I help could come up with better tactics and whatnot than you...and she is 88 and blind in one eye. Could to see that you're understanding the british humour now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buxtonslovechild Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Not to brag, but I do play a lot of Fifa 15 career mode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 It's a shame we no longer have an Andy Garner role. I'd be the perfect fit for that. I wouldn't be a perfect for for my trousers but that's by the by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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