ramsbottom Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 There may be a football god, but having managed to shag Christine Brinkley he proves there is no real god... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I think the clue is in the name sir. A ewe is a female sheep. I do not look like Brad Pitt. Thanks Well that's explains you taking umbrage at my first comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Is Townsend going then? "He just needs to put it in and ask someone to get on the end of it" "He just needs to fizz one in there" Townsends tactical masterplan for winning all matches. Just cross it. And I've never felt sorry for Roy Keane before until he had Chiles saying stuff like "so Roy, it just looked like England were scared to score" C'mon, Alan Hansen couldn't work with that opening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewe Ram Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Well that's explains you taking umbrage at my first comment I thought you'd have guessed by then. So, my first point stands. He's ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I thought you'd have guessed by then. So, my first point stands. He's ugly. and you are Angelina Jolie and I claim my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Ah! A girl on the forum! What do we do? Suck your guts in lads and stop farting. Get ready for shameless and incessant flirting from......... The usual suspects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I thought you'd have guessed by then. So, my first point stands. He's ugly. He looks like a cross between Steve Bruce and King Edward. I mean a cross between Steve Bruce and a King Edward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 won't be missed, TBH. It's amazing how easily replaceable the presenters are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philmycock Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I think the clue is in the name sir. A ewe is a female sheep. I do not look like Brad Pitt. Thanks Hi, you come here often? Jump in Ossie's car, they're queuing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Adrian Chiles has been sacked! Mark Pougatch will replace him with immediate effect. No reasons given as to why. Genuinely shouted yes as soon as I read this, amazing news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Adrian Chiles has been sacked! Mark Pougatch will replace him with immediate effect. No reasons given as to why. Who is mark pougatch? Not sorry to see Townsend go but Adrian chiles was ok. Maybe itv can't afford them when they don't have many games to show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Think you'll recognise Pougatch when you see him. He's been around a while. After Chiles they could stick Piers Morgan there and it's an improvement. Well Roy, talk us through that first half because it seemed to us that England weren't kicking the ball enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 the british public are sausage stupid! Moan about presenters who are all the same and have no personality, then moan about one who is a bit different! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 There may be a football god, but having managed to shag Christine Brinkley he proves there is no real god... Christine Brinkley is the girl from Billy Joel's Uptown Girl video.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Chiles I could put up with at a pinch. Townsend would still be boring on ecstasy. He makes me itch from the inside out. I have to switch him off. How can a man be so dull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Christine Brinkley is the girl from Billy Joel's Uptown Girl video.... And the blonde from National Lampoons Vacation! My bad, I meant Blakely didn't i... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 And the blonde from National Lampoons Vacation! My bad, I meant Blakely didn't i... Bleakley How Chiles manages it while looking like something you'd grow in the garden is mind-boggling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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