What's the biggest lie you have told and did you get caught out?

They don't call me Pinocchio for nothing.

I tell people I run a derby forum full of idiots.

To be honest, they're not all idiots.

I take you, ............., to be my wife and I promise before God and all who are present here to be your loving and faithful husband as long as our lives shall last.

Did I get caught out.................................eventually!

I think the hardest part is remembering what you've told people in the past and not contradicting yourself. I do tell a few when I'm a bit busy at work, or can't be arsed.

These are white lies though. (No racist term intended)

Hard to say what is the biggest lie I've told because I lie so much but no, I haven't got caught.

I don't tell porkies.

I don't tell porkies.

I bet that's a lie

Nah. I is a good girl me.

Nobody likes a fibber.

I'm only playing free games on poker....

But that was just a little whit lie wasn't it Mafia?? Nothing wrong with that.

 

I have a ten incher tally whacker.

I don't tell porkies.

Ermmm don't tell porkies... Woman.... Nah!!

Cause I love you.

 

Cheque's in the post 

 

I won't do something unmentionable in your mouth.

 

Three biggest lies in the world.

I'm only playing free games on poker....

Mate wouldn't have thought poker would count as gambling, its a skill isn't it?

Mate wouldn't have thought poker would count as gambling, its a skill isn't it?

But there is an element of luck, you have to get lucky and be playing against people who are worse than you at poker.

This thread is the work of very near genius; Daveo I am beginning to think you are my illegitimate half brother who was sent up north to avoid the family further embarrassment.

In respect of lying I try to avoid it if I can for two very good reasons; I genuinely can't lie without looking furtive, or sheepish - someone only needs to stare at me for just a few seconds to know I am lying. As Boycie said too, you need to have a good memory, and again I fail miserably on that count too. On that basis I am very happy to report that I am the boss in my house, and I can go to watch DCFC play anytime I want.

Theif > Liar

I once told my parents that I was not involved in egging my neighbour's house....but then the next morning I made everyone an omelet with the leftovers and was found out. Not too bright in those days, me.

I played for Derby County. I'm Paul Kitson. Kitson what's the score, Kitson Kitson what's the score.

I told a woman in my online course today her introductory assignment was good...but it was really not that good.Ah well,first day as a Professor so plenty of time to be harsh and critical this session.

Perhaps i-Ram could be my assistant?