Day Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 What's the biggest lie you have told and did you get caught out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 They don't call me Pinocchio for nothing. I tell people I run a derby forum full of idiots. To be honest, they're not all idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I take you, ............., to be my wife and I promise before God and all who are present here to be your loving and faithful husband as long as our lives shall last. Did I get caught out.................................eventually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I think the hardest part is remembering what you've told people in the past and not contradicting yourself. I do tell a few when I'm a bit busy at work, or can't be arsed. These are white lies though. (No racist term intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Hard to say what is the biggest lie I've told because I lie so much but no, I haven't got caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I don't tell porkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I don't tell porkies. I bet that's a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Nah. I is a good girl me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Nobody likes a fibber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I'm only playing free games on poker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 But that was just a little whit lie wasn't it Mafia?? Nothing wrong with that. I have a ten incher tally whacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I don't tell porkies. Ermmm don't tell porkies... Woman.... Nah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Cause I love you. Cheque's in the post I won't do something unmentionable in your mouth. Three biggest lies in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I'm only playing free games on poker.... Mate wouldn't have thought poker would count as gambling, its a skill isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Mate wouldn't have thought poker would count as gambling, its a skill isn't it? But there is an element of luck, you have to get lucky and be playing against people who are worse than you at poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 This thread is the work of very near genius; Daveo I am beginning to think you are my illegitimate half brother who was sent up north to avoid the family further embarrassment. In respect of lying I try to avoid it if I can for two very good reasons; I genuinely can't lie without looking furtive, or sheepish - someone only needs to stare at me for just a few seconds to know I am lying. As Boycie said too, you need to have a good memory, and again I fail miserably on that count too. On that basis I am very happy to report that I am the boss in my house, and I can go to watch DCFC play anytime I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Theif > Liar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I once told my parents that I was not involved in egging my neighbour's house....but then the next morning I made everyone an omelet with the leftovers and was found out. Not too bright in those days, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsy Ram Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I played for Derby County. I'm Paul Kitson. Kitson what's the score, Kitson Kitson what's the score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I told a woman in my online course today her introductory assignment was good...but it was really not that good.Ah well,first day as a Professor so plenty of time to be harsh and critical this session. Perhaps i-Ram could be my assistant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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