Day Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 23rd August I went on a bouncy castle pissed, a lady of the large variety landed on my leg, I didn't cry but I wanted to. A few days later this bruise came up..... Then few days after that a lump appeared in me leg, the bruising has gone down now and took these pics this morning as it seems to be getting bigger and feels more painful when I walk on it. I'm thinking it's aids but if it is no point going to the doctors. Thought it was a trapped muscle at first but 3 weeks in and getting more painful, not sure what the docs could even do so can't be arsed to go for nothing. Getting pissed off now, sprained my ankle, broke my wrist and was about to play football again and been out with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I like that original mint sauce shower gel. Feels really fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I can't stand it myself, makes you feel cold the moment you step out of the shower no matter how thick your towel is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I would go to your Doc, it could be an Hematoma . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted September 15, 2014 Author Share Posted September 15, 2014 The new blackcurrent one is better, has moisturiser built in as well. Smells like Vimto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Lime flavour for me. The minty one is a bit too minty for the gentleman's area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardifframs Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I remember years ago,when mark Dennis the Birmingham hatchet man,had a similar lump on his thigh. They had to slice it,and leave the wound open for days Looked bloody gruesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You have a tumour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You need some flip flops for those plates of meat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smyth_18 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I know this one. It's nailed on aids. nothing we can do i'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Definitely Aids. No need to go to the Doctor though, you're beyond help already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I was thinking classic Ibola case here. Flesh eating painful demise. You're fooked big fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You are Ted McMinn I claim my fiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Very odd that you should be playing on a bouncy castle - are you a paedophile? Very odd that you should take a camera into the bath with you too. Are you posting other body parts on alternative forums? In terms of your leg, in truth I really don't give a toss, but as someone who has taken the Hippocratic Oath I am duty bound to say that I think you should consider your footballing career as being over, and that if competitive sport is your bag then you should perhaps look into the events schedules of the Invictus Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sky sources: Daveo ruled out of action for four months after breaking his leg in a freak bouncy castle incident. #DaveoLegBreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Was he wearing sandals and slipped on the bouncy castle?. Would explain a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 He'd took his sandals off. Just had his white socks on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hmmm? Ask a bunch of piss takers. Or Ask a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Ebola. Plain and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Id go to the quacks I had similar bruising a few years ago and they thought id broke my leg. You can break one of the two bones in your lower leg without really noticing apparently I had when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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