chezzyram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Sack the Mods... Make myself manager. Order a decent kit. Sell Eustace. Make the beer cheaper. Sack Eddie. Take out all the seats. Sack the stewards. Have a sit where you want policy. First come first served. No music. No segregation. Get some of them sports seats for my dugout and a heater. Get that Rush fella on the coffee round. Get rid of Greggs. No disaster here.. All good stuff. Simple. How can we sit where we want if you've taken out all the seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Smart arse, have you never sat on the terrace... Radical changes brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Smart arse, have you never sat on the terrace... Radical changes brother. On the popside ,doesn't do the piles any good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Would change our colours to red and white and have two stars underneath our new tree badge.... Then sell DVDs of our history.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Sack the Mods... Make myself manager. Order a decent kit. Sell Eustace. Make the beer cheaper.Sack Eddie. Take out all the seats. Sack the stewards. Have a sit where you want policy. First come first served. No music. No segregation. Get some of them sports seats for my dugout and a heater. Get that Rush fella on the coffee round. Get rid of Greggs. No disaster here.. All good stuff. Simple. I know someone who's going to struggle in the World Cup Prediction League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I know someone who's going to struggle in the World Cup Prediction League. I've got independent assessors checking that fella. No deducting points for lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambitious Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Between us, we've got it in the bag. With Ramblur on finances, we'll be lucky to get a mars bar to play upfront Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramblur Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Between us, we've got it in the bag. With Ramblur on finances, we'll be lucky to get a mars bar to play upfront Gumps have been trying that for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Nightmare, Valley Ram and Curtains constantly fighting over whether Hendrick or Bryson should start, it would just be god-damn awful. We'd have Leon Barnett at the back and we'd have like 8 strikers for our one striker position because 'I still think we need a natural goalscorer' I think I'd go with Daveo's plan, scampi fries and San Miguel in Spain sounds alreyt' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Daveo's already got that exact life, but only in Cleethorpes. Plus, as long as I stop away, it's sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'd build a fan zone outside the ground made from a couple of scaffold bars and a bed sheet. I'd have a sponsor for each sponsor. When bidding for a player I'd start low, then gradually get lower I'd refuse to pay any player that doesn't get a 7/10. I'd have fan cam changed to bird cam. Basically you zoom in on different women then the fans txt in their ratings. At the next home game the girl with the highest rating would play RB. I'd make sure star midfielders get birthday cards. I'd have a media blackout I'd have forums shut down like my mate Peter might have done. Pride Park would be sponsored by a drink that people drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'd give a massive flange to one lucky fan to look after, and let him get all the exposure he wants as Derbys number one go to fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 but i'd iron it first.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupoli Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 You were right, letting most of these guys have a say could lead to Derby's demise; surely you'd sell Derby County or half the share of the business to a very rich man who doesn't speak English, float Derby on the American stock market, then create interest in a club that is winning and going forward, with big name signings, put the prices of shares up, then people would be willing to buy shares in the new team on the scene, with the new investor and healthy turnover, spend and sell money appropriately according to FFP, hire scouts, willing to offer large cash sums to the next world beaters in Europe, stick them in the u21 team for a season or two, complelty destock the current team. I'd appoint a council of fans, voted by the forum who have direct access to the board and management and can impart their input where necessary, and are consulted on all visible changes to the club such as players, kits, and around game activities, such as food, drinks and Music I'd also go back to the old Rammie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfb Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 OMG, a giant committee..... remember :- 'A camel is a horse designed by a committee' So people saying....' i'd do this or i'd do that' stop.... you couldn't. You put your idea forwards to us and we riddicule them, take the piss out of them, make puns about them, and some of us 'like' them, some call you a cnut, then in the end, nothing changes and we move on to the next topic A bit like Governments... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 OMG, a giant committee..... remember :- 'A camel is a horse designed by a committee' So people saying....' i'd do this or i'd do that' stop.... you couldn't. You put your idea forwards to us and we riddicule them, take the piss out of them, make puns about them, and some of us 'like' them, some call you a cnut, then in the end, nothing changes and we move on to the next topic A bit like Governments... except all the puns they can come up with are Yh noises while one of them is speaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 We would still be better run than the gumps down the road #FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuespachRam Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I would have pictures of Harry Redknapp, David Beckham, John Terry, Luis Suarez, Fat Frank, Peter Crouch, Neil Lennon etc etc put up all over the training ground with the message......"you don't want to be like this....so train properly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 OMG, a giant committee..... remember :- 'A camel is a horse designed by a committee' So people saying....' i'd do this or i'd do that' stop.... you couldn't. You put your idea forwards to us and we riddicule them, take the piss out of them, make puns about them, and some of us 'like' them, some call you a cnut, then in the end, nothing changes and we move on to the next topic A bit like Governments... Who's asking anyone?????? My way or the highway fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I'd build a fan zone outside the ground made from a couple of scaffold bars and a bed sheet. I'd have a sponsor for each sponsor. When bidding for a player I'd start low, then gradually get lower I'd refuse to pay any player that doesn't get a 7/10. I'd have fan cam changed to bird cam. Basically you zoom in on different women then the fans txt in their ratings. At the next home game the girl with the highest rating would play RB. I'd make sure star midfielders get birthday cards. I'd have a media blackout I'd have forums shut down like my mate Peter might have done. Pride Park would be sponsored by a drink that people drink. Are we related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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