nfb Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Who's asking anyone?????? My way or the highway fella. Erm.... back in ur box fella and read the title of the thread !!!!! Now all those in favour of sending AR on a course, please raise ur hands and put your suggestions to the committee :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Are we related? Hope not. Or this sexual tension between us would be weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cisse Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 ... We would be screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingsy1884 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It would be sheer and utter chaos. This place is a mad house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 We would release a statement that it's promotion or bust. Then we'd have a pun fest about tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssendonRam Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Not at all. While you lot were carrying on about wood and tits (or was it wooden tits?), sensible members like Ladyram, Cis and I would run the joint like a business. Anytime one of you kiddies noticed actual stuff was going on - like Mac coming in to ask for the next instalment in the transfer budget - just ask Daveo or Angry their opinion on this or that to distract the unwashed. Another 1000 variants of previous puns ensue. If it actually threatened that anyone else tried to interfere, just let Daveo out of his cage for a while. B4's transfer budget would be met by the forced sale of Daveo's Spanish villa. By the time all that was done, we'd be 10 points clear at Xmas and accepting your thanks in the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 You were right, letting most of these guys have a say could lead to Derby's demise; surely you'd sell Derby County or half the share of the business to a very rich man who doesn't speak English, float Derby on the American stock market, then create interest in a club that is winning and going forward, with big name signings, put the prices of shares up, then people would be willing to buy shares in the new team on the scene, with the new investor and healthy turnover, spend and sell money appropriately according to FFP, hire scouts, willing to offer large cash sums to the next world beaters in Europe, stick them in the u21 team for a season or two, complelty destock the current team. I'd appoint a council of fans, voted by the forum who have direct access to the board and management and can impart their input where necessary, and are consulted on all visible changes to the club such as players, kits, and around game activities, such as food, drinks and Music I'd also go back to the old Rammie You're taking this way too seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 We seem to be missing a few sponsorship opportunities. Extra time - sponsored by Andrex Lee Grant - sponsored by Fishnet Security Peter Gadsby - sponsored by Just for Men The chief scout - sponsored by Google and youtube Sam Rush - sponsored by Kinder egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Not at all. While you lot were carrying on about wood and tits (or was it wooden tits?), sensible members like Ladyram, Cis and I would run the joint like a business. Now you've lost all credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssendonRam Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Now you've lost all credibility. What? Only just now? To think I had you on our committee as well Grimmers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 To think I had you on our committee as well Grimmers... Right honourable members, I retract my previous statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Introduce a new supporters admission policy! The following would be banned Ageing old hags with tattoos. Chavs. Primark leggings Fat blokes Noisy kids White socks Relations of chavs Cyclists Caravan owners Lib Dem voters Friends of chavs Anyone from Oakwood Lager drinkers White van drivers ................and chavs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 ... We would be screwed. …but I would have a £750k release clause in my contract - and it would be Clough's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Introduce a new supporters admission policy! The following would be banned Ageing old hags with tattoos. Chavs. Primark leggings Fat blokes Noisy kids White socks Relations of chavs Cyclists Caravan owners Lib Dem voters Friends of chavs Anyone from Oakwood Lager drinkers White van drivers ................and chavs! Safe!!!!! Oh, wait. Fat blokes. As you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimbeard Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 And people with a chav obsession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Spalding Ram Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 And people with a chav obsession. Males with beards ( females with beards must be accompanied by a responsible adult) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derby_Dave Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella). Surely a nice hot area of Spain not prone to rain would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derby_Dave Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Introduce a new supporters admission policy! The following would be banned Ageing old hags with tattoos. Chavs. Primark leggings Fat blokes Noisy kids White socks Relations of chavs Cyclists Caravan owners Lib Dem voters Friends of chavs Anyone from Oakwood Lager drinkers White van drivers ................and chavs! I am sure I fit 7 of them!! Damn I should be a red dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Daveos new villa is in America actually Ralph. Oh Keep the donations coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Introduce a new supporters admission policy! The following would be banned Ageing old hags with tattoos. Chavs. Primark leggings Fat blokes Noisy kids White socks Relations of chavs Cyclists Caravan owners Lib Dem voters Friends of chavs Anyone from Oakwood Lager drinkers White van drivers ................and chavs! DCFC average attendance 14/15 ............ 45 !! I reckon B4 comes under white socks... So he's out as well. Hang your head Spalding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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