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If DCFC was run by this forum and its members......


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Who's asking anyone?????? My way or the highway fella.

Erm.... back in ur box fella and read the title of the thread !!!!!

 

Now all those in favour of sending AR on a course, please raise ur hands and put your suggestions to the committee    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Not at all. While you lot were carrying on about wood and tits (or was it wooden tits?), sensible members like Ladyram, Cis and I would run the joint like a business.

Anytime one of you kiddies noticed actual stuff was going on - like Mac coming in to ask for the next instalment in the transfer budget - just ask Daveo or Angry their opinion on this or that to distract the unwashed. Another 1000 variants of previous puns ensue.

If it actually threatened that anyone else tried to interfere, just let Daveo out of his cage for a while.

B4's transfer budget would be met by the forced sale of Daveo's Spanish villa.

By the time all that was done, we'd be 10 points clear at Xmas and accepting your thanks in the forum.

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You were right, letting most of these guys have a say could lead to Derby's demise; surely you'd sell Derby County or half the share of the business to a very rich man who doesn't speak English, float Derby on the American stock market, then create interest in a club that is winning and going forward, with big name signings, put the prices of shares up, then people would be willing to buy shares in the new team on the scene, with the new investor and healthy turnover, spend and sell money appropriately according to FFP, hire scouts, willing to offer large cash sums to the next world beaters in Europe, stick them in the u21 team for a season or two, complelty destock the current team.

I'd appoint a council of fans, voted by the forum who have direct access to the board and management and can impart their input where necessary, and are consulted on all visible changes to the club such as players, kits, and around game activities, such as food, drinks and Music

I'd also go back to the old Rammie

You're taking this way too seriously..  :)

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We seem to be missing a few sponsorship opportunities.

Extra time - sponsored by Andrex

Lee Grant - sponsored by Fishnet Security

Peter Gadsby - sponsored by Just for Men

The chief scout - sponsored by Google and youtube

Sam Rush - sponsored by Kinder egg

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Introduce a new supporters admission policy!

The following would be banned

Ageing old hags with tattoos.

Chavs.

Primark leggings

Fat blokes

Noisy kids

White socks

Relations of chavs

Cyclists

Caravan owners

Lib Dem voters

Friends of chavs

Anyone from Oakwood

Lager drinkers

White van drivers

................and chavs!

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... We would be screwed.

 

…but I would have a £750k release clause in my contract - and it would be Clough's fault.

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Introduce a new supporters admission policy!

The following would be banned

Ageing old hags with tattoos.

Chavs.

Primark leggings

Fat blokes

Noisy kids

White socks

Relations of chavs

Cyclists

Caravan owners

Lib Dem voters

Friends of chavs

Anyone from Oakwood

Lager drinkers

White van drivers

................and chavs!

 

Safe!!!!! Oh, wait. Fat blokes. As you were.

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If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella).

Surely a nice hot area of Spain not prone to rain would be better.  ;)

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Introduce a new supporters admission policy!

The following would be banned

Ageing old hags with tattoos.

Chavs.

Primark leggings

Fat blokes

Noisy kids

White socks

Relations of chavs

Cyclists

Caravan owners

Lib Dem voters

Friends of chavs

Anyone from Oakwood

Lager drinkers

White van drivers

................and chavs!

I am sure I fit 7 of them!! 

 

Damn I should be a red dog.

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Introduce a new supporters admission policy!

The following would be banned

Ageing old hags with tattoos.

Chavs.

Primark leggings

Fat blokes

Noisy kids

White socks

Relations of chavs

Cyclists

Caravan owners

Lib Dem voters

Friends of chavs

Anyone from Oakwood

Lager drinkers

White van drivers

................and chavs!

DCFC average attendance 14/15 ............ 45 !!

 I reckon B4 comes under white socks... So he's out as well.

Hang your head Spalding. :angry:

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