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If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella).

If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella).

I thought Daveo Towers looked like that already?

Sack the Mods... Make myself manager.

Order a decent kit.

Sell Eustace.

Make the beer cheaper.

Sack Eddie.

Take out all the seats.

Sack the stewards.

Have a sit where you want policy. First come first served.

No music.

No segregation.

Get some of them sports seats for my dugout and a heater.

Get that Rush fella on the coffee round.

Get rid of Greggs.

No disaster here.. All good stuff.

Simple.

If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella).

 

Does the House maid have an umbrella? Is it Schteve?

Buy all the Barca players

All office staff to look like Kelly Brooke.

Free beer at half time.

All catering staff to be well fit.

Cheap season tickets

Beat the dogs home and away.

Away days to be compulsory with top food and beer on luxury coach.

 

 There that should do it.

If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella).

I suppose you would just squander the rest of the money.

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