massivejonno Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Imagine Derby County was run my this Forum and its members!! The complete lack of business knowledge and decisions that came from the heart not from the brain!! Catastrophe or formula for success? What would you do...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Spend too much money and be bankrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Evening Mr Vicars, I'll give it some thought and get back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Transfer negotiations would take forever, until we'd exhausted every possible pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella). I thought Daveo Towers looked like that already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Afraid not, not until I've been given and sold Derby anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Sack the Mods... Make myself manager. Order a decent kit. Sell Eustace. Make the beer cheaper. Sack Eddie. Take out all the seats. Sack the stewards. Have a sit where you want policy. First come first served. No music. No segregation. Get some of them sports seats for my dugout and a heater. Get that Rush fella on the coffee round. Get rid of Greggs. No disaster here.. All good stuff. Simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramsbottom Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 All the signage would be spelt incorrectly... Think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 we would be the highest punscoring team in the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I'd appoint eddie as head of spreadsheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mafiabob Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Get a loan out from a Panamanian company, good interest rates I've heard, sell the ground, play on Darley Park. And bring back Paul Jewell as manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaragozaram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella). Does the House maid have an umbrella? Is it Schteve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Buy all the Barca players All office staff to look like Kelly Brooke. Free beer at half time. All catering staff to be well fit. Cheap season tickets Beat the dogs home and away. Away days to be compulsory with top food and beer on luxury coach. There that should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
top 6 finish Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 If Derby County was given to me tomorrow, I would put it up for sale £10m, buy a nice villa in Spain with a swimming pool and subscribe to Rams Player. Listen to the games surrounded by gold digging women in bikinis, the house maid bringing me scampi fries and pina coladas(with an umbrella). I suppose you would just squander the rest of the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Disaster, club would be bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 First thing I'd have to do as gaffer is try and find replacements for Bryson and Thorne. And possibly Hendrick as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 First thing I'd do as a shareholder is organise a coup and get B4 installed as gaffer. Second thing I'd do is free flanges and scaves for those that wanted them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Must release a ticket update every 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostedRam Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 All catering staff to be well fit Franchise out all catering to Hooters :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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