FindernRam

It just does, no idea why. And by the way I'm not having a pop at servers at all and ALWAYS try to be pleasant, I just hate that phrase!
Other illogical dislikes:
Men with yellow ties
Men in suits with no ties
Wearing footwear without socks
Tattoos
TV announcers talking over the music at the end of a programme
 

It just does, no idea why. And by the way I'm not having a pop at servers at all and ALWAYS try to be pleasant, I just hate that phrase!
Other illogical dislikes:
Men with yellow ties
Men in suits with no ties
Wearing footwear without socks
Tattoos
TV announcers talking over the music at the end of a programme
 

People who start every sentence with "So"...….
It used to be "Um …."

Drivers who don't accelerate on a motorway slip road, Meaning as they attempt to merge into the traffic in the inside lane, they're not matching the speed of the vehicles already on the motorway. So as a result they are a danger to themselves, other drivers already on the motorway and a pain in the butt to the driver who as followed them down the slip road. As they too try to join the motorway safely.

Have you noticed it putting on weight and clanking when it walks?

Have to break this to you gently---She's a woman, its what they do to wind us up!
It gets worse- Indoors it has to be 23, for some reason in the car its 18 or she's huffing and puffing.
And as @Wolfie says we cant leave it on 18 in a cold car its wacked up to 25 before the engine is warm as if that's going to help. The other thing is this compulsion they have to adjust everything, temperature, vents, fan speed, even though its exactly how it was last time they got out of the car!
Then finally when you seem to have it all settled down and your tanking down the motorway you get "aren't you hot with that jumper on?" like you can take it off at 70+!
What would we do without them?

Dog owners who put their crap in plastic bags and hang it on a branch for the Poo fairy to collect!

Dog owners who put their crap in plastic bags and hang it on a branch for the Poo fairy to collect!

Dog owners who put their crap in plastic bags and hang it on a branch for the Poo fairy to collect!

Went Fly-fishing today, got lots of bites; om my neck, hands, ankles. Never caught a single one!

Trucks on the limiter trying to overtake another in the outside lane of a dual carriageway. 6 miles to gain one truck length it took one yesterday, then you have  a"""holes in BMWs trying to queue jump by racing up the inside and cutting in!
Should be banned-both of them. 

Trucks on the limiter trying to overtake another in the outside lane of a dual carriageway. 6 miles to gain one truck length it took one yesterday, then you have  a"""holes in BMWs trying to queue jump by racing up the inside and cutting in!
Should be banned-both of them. 

A Psychologist on TV said its called competitive grieving, showing you care more than the next guy! Driven by social media. Apparently the stiff upper lip British culture of the past is rapidly eroding away, so I guess we can look forward to more of this stuff.

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.
Not happy.

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But,
 she had a Large house
 
However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
 
Unable to separate them; perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
 
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
 
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
 
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
 
"Just worked for me." he replied.

A Psychologist on TV said its called competitive grieving, showing you care more than the next guy! Driven by social media. Apparently the stiff upper lip British culture of the past is rapidly eroding away, so I guess we can look forward to more of this stuff.

A Psychologist on TV said its called competitive grieving, showing you care more than the next guy! Driven by social media. Apparently the stiff upper lip British culture of the past is rapidly eroding away, so I guess we can look forward to more of this stuff.

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor
One of the tests was:
Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect: PNISE
Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the others swap jokes on dcfcfans.co.uk