Parsnip

Yeah well as it happens I'm now cooking the very chicken dinner I thought I was running home for. I've got myself all nice and comfy in the kitchen though...

Nordic walking. Good for us oldies as it exercises more muscle groups than strolling along at 2 mph. 
Some of us can't run so power-walking is the next best thing! 

Snowy 10k with this beast. The chicken dinner waiting for us at home kept us running.

Snowy 10k with this beast. The chicken dinner waiting for us at home kept us running.

Facebook innit? When a chick's had a hard day at work they like to post a photo of their legs in a bubble bath with a glass of wine in shot accompanied by some hashtag like #metime or summat. 
And if they happen to have chrome taps then they're there to be zoomed in on. That's what the zoom function is for.
I don't make the rules.

I just zoomed in on the pan to see if I could see more clues in the reflection (a trick I like to use on bath taps when girls post photos of their legs in the bath)... I think I can make out an empty packet of dried smash. Has David been for dinner?

Facebook innit? When a chick's had a hard day at work they like to post a photo of their legs in a bubble bath with a glass of wine in shot accompanied by some hashtag like #metime or summat. 
And if they happen to have chrome taps then they're there to be zoomed in on. That's what the zoom function is for.
I don't make the rules.

What?

Facebook innit? When a chick's had a hard day at work they like to post a photo of their legs in a bubble bath with a glass of wine in shot accompanied by some hashtag like #metime or summat. 
And if they happen to have chrome taps then they're there to be zoomed in on. That's what the zoom function is for.
I don't make the rules.

I'd imagine @Parsnip is the type of gentleman who receives unsolicited images of legs in the bath, rather than searching them out.
Probably sent with the tacit understanding that he will zoom in on the taps.

Thank God you said smash, I thought you could see my mangina!

I just zoomed in on the pan to see if I could see more clues in the reflection (a trick I like to use on bath taps when girls post photos of their legs in the bath)... I think I can make out an empty packet of dried smash. Has David been for dinner?

Looks like the sort of thing my dog has puked up in the past.

Just cobbled together, sort of fish pie thingy.. Tasted great, looked not so great.
 

I just zoomed in on the pan to see if I could see more clues in the reflection (a trick I like to use on bath taps when girls post photos of their legs in the bath)... I think I can make out an empty packet of dried smash. Has David been for dinner?

I’ve just read more about this - absolutely horrible. There is an apparent voice note he sent over WhatsApp saying how bad the plane was, also reports that they struggled to take off in the first instance. Absolutely mental. It’s hard to comprehend that things like this could possibly be allowed to happen, especially if the reports of how bad the plane was are true. 
People are hoping for the best, but I can’t possible envisage any scenario where they are stranded and still alive. 
Such a needless waste of life.

I don't care how rich I get (I have a great business idea if anyone wants to invest), you'll never get me on a light aircraft or private helicopter. 

I don't care how rich I get (I have a great business idea if anyone wants to invest), you'll never get me on a light aircraft or private helicopter. 

I don't care how rich I get (I have a great business idea if anyone wants to invest), you'll never get me on a light aircraft or private helicopter. 

Hopefully he is found ok. 
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiQ8rnugoHgAhWUBWMBHc7WCyoQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Fnews%2Fbreaking-emiliano-sala-missing-plane-13890171&psig=AOvVaw0QwfQ6tPNUtKBs26qAx15D&ust=1548233900164038

It's all about adding tone innit. 
What I hate is people (if you can call them people), who write paragraph after paragraph without using a single full stop. 
I mean wtf is that about?!?!?!
These 'people' are the worst kind of scum.
That's not aimed at you @ramit.

Never seen Splash?

No, but I've seen Mr Bean's Holiday. 
 

have you tried cazon en adobo?  Always love seeing visitors faces when they bite into it.  A bit like watching a Spaniard the first time they taste parsnips (not @Parsnipof course!)

Your mate's hair is pretty cool, but his pinky purpley curly beard is something else!