dog

Beyonce representing the UK next year? Still null point

Azerbaijan.... Has everything

Pour quoi la lingerie?

I can imagine being out my box and dancing to the Ukraine song up and down Sadlergate

Lithuania need to have a big think

Quite like Bulgaria

The Germans are hysterical. Why the fingers?

Is that moon going to fall on him?

Tesco offer on Jaipur has disappeared

Agreed. I had a look at their site earlier. Youch

On 10/10/2020 at 17:43, Coconut said:

It's a bit sad that you need a 10% imperial version of Jaipur to get it to taste anything like it used to and not the piss poor excuse for Jaipur you get in supermarkets, but this is excellent.

The TeKu glass is great too, it's just a shame I know I'll probably smash it at some point in the not too distant future!

Where did you get the beer from?

People who never signal, so many of them.

My old man was right. Always assume that every other driver is an idiot

Deadwater Fell.

Omg 

watch the first thirty minutes until the teacher's speech to see if it's for you

Enjoying the Eagle has Landed. Cheesy as the Stilton in the fridge

I understand that it was the beating of their hearts that gave them away

I think they're alone now

Help your missus to stay sane. Lot of pressure on women to do the'right' thing

Both mine were caesarian section due to complications. My missus couldn't express milk but that didn't stop the leche mafia from being extremely judgemental, including bringing round a pumping system to 'encourage' her

Now, my missus is a lot brighter than me but found this so intimidating that she strapped herself in despite there being nothing there

Luckily my mother in law (Polish, don't mess) said that the situation was ridiculous and the baby went straight on to the bottle .....(after 48 hours of tears and self recriminations, not to mention a very hungry baby)

One happy baby resulted (now at Manchester doing Physics), one relieved wife and one group of hacked off leche Mafiosi who gave me a right rollicking when I returned their wretched milking kit

You know what, I didn't care. I should have done it earlier

Lesson learned. Keep balance. Don't go faddy. Look after the ones who need you by keeping the faddistas away

Just to let you know that Jess passed away a few minutes ago. She had gone downhill rapidly today and we took her to the vets. She was surrounded by love as she went

Been better ?

She's breathing heavily at my feet and we're taking her tomorrow afternoon

Her stomach is distended and she's not eating so we're definitely doing the right thing

But right things often aren't easy

Just taken her for her penultimate walk to the top of the road. I know that I am doing the right thing

But this is mourning before mourning at our house

She was a rescue dog which my wife bought,. Having the hound kept my sanity and because she needed running saved my health as I needed to run with her

Having a pet is beautiful, but unless it's a tortoise you are destined for a long good bye

Cheers ?

Ours is on the way out. The thin balance between enjoying life and suffering has clearly been crossed.

The vet had said it would be quick and he wasn't wrong. Heart disease

She didn't have breakfast this morning, she's not walking. 

Took her to see my folks for the last time this morning

Had her as a rescue dog eleven years ago so she's done well

Taking her to the vet on Wednesday

Back from watching Yesterday.

8/10 for the film (a great way to spend a couple of hours). 

Much higher for the songs. Makes you realise how much of modern culture was shaped by them and their milieu (ooh la laaaaas)

Car drivers who think they don't need to signal

Beggars of life

Old silent film with Louise brooks. Quality watch as not having sound means a different approach to narrative