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Accompanied by a stroke of a very long pretend chin. Anyone else do it when they were kids?

Where did it come from? Do kids still do it?

We will be the biggest non league club ever!

Looking like working abroad is back on again. Daft question, how do I check if my credit card works?

A strolling Jan Molby without any footballing ability. On FM ratings the only thing I get more than 1 for is aggression

Ok. Admission time. This is getting to me now. Not knowing whether I'll have a club to support let alone a ground to watch them in is eating at me.

And may I add that I'm a (fairly) well balanced individual with supportive partner, immediate and larger family, decent job and income etc. Football is not my life.

Others are not in my situation and I know that the rams are pretty much all they have. I have huge concerns that the cloudiness surrounding the club is having a hugely detrimental impact on a large number of people.

Used to go and watch them when I lived there. I have their version of the commemoration tee shirt somewhere

In your time which player has been (for whatever reason) the biggest disappointment? My obvious answer is Derek Hales, but Lee Morris too due to his injuries

Neat

Fewer dinosaurs than you might have expected

Belfast. Less a film, more a poem to growing up. Possibly a Paul Futcher/10

My brother in law was watching the bounce and worrying about our health and safety. Apparently the stand wasn't built with that sort of behaviour in mind...

9 minutes ago, Yani P said:

Why?

Yes, why?

Ever. Views please. Devon Vs SA? Broard at Trent Bridge? Lillee?

I was in a charity shop the other day, just having a bit of a nosey in downtown Beeston. Sounds of discussion from the counter.

Customer- I'm willing to pay eight pounds for it, but no more than that

Cashier- I'm afraid that ten pounds is what it's priced at

Customer- Yes, but I'm not willing to pay that. Can't you ask upstairs to see if it can be reduced?

Cashier- Well, I can ask

Other customers were looking on and the bartering customer looked sheepish and walked out

It was a charity shop FFS. A CHARITY SHOP. In aid of an end of life hospice. DOUBLE FFS

On the beach

Well done - just added a few bob

Waiting for payday!

My copy got chewed up about ten years ago. Overplayed

Really don't understand sour beers. How can I get educated?

Oh my!!!!!!!!

For generic page turning go for Jack Reacher. Apart from the last two

Many happy returns. Your optimism has been a tonic during the dark winter months

Phillip Scofield can do one. Every time I hear him advertising 'We Buy Any Car' I get VERY cross, and I'm a pathetically easy going individual.

That company is just there to string along the desperate - and surely Schofield doesn't need the cash

Probably should be in the general thread, but I wonder what he would have said and done regarding the position we are in...

Tomatoes in pots would be good to start considering at this time of year. Herbs, as mentioned, would be good. Can you post a couple of photos to show how the light falls?