Stive Pesley

Can't you just search for "my activity"?

Yep - spot on. Quickly replaced with an absolutely pummelling routine that will almost certainly drive you both to the edge of despair at times, but hold tight, it only lasts about a year, then it starts to get easier, and a lot more rewarding once the little bugger starts smiling at you and interacting. All those hours of hard slog you put in to looking after this helpless pink wrinkly pooing machine will start to pay off!

That's not sick - totally normal in Nottingham

Never watched any of the Lord Of The Rings films. I'm an adult. No time for goblins and wizards and stuff. Grow up!

It was like the birthday gods said ... "Stive we're going to gift you 3 points from one of the worst games of football you've ever seen via an underwhelming scuffed bundled in goal that will be only our 2nd attempt on target.." And then laughed "Not really sucker! Have the point that turgid display of nothingness deserved!" Luckily the rest of my birthday was great 😂

We'll come on now, it's my birthday, we're on a crazy winning streak and Wycombe are on a crazy losing streak WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Pull the udder one...

Oh Liam.... https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/23986369.liam-brown-court-sex-cow-burton-farm/

This discussion is a lot older than we thought too!

This just came on my Christmas playlist shuffle - from 2006 https://genius.com/Saint-etienne-21st-century-christmas-lyrics Saint Etienne - 21st Century Christmas 😬

The Cloudflare Radar report for 2023 is out and I suspect a certain someone is going to be fuming. Not even in the Top 10 of most visited websites/apps. $14b well spent sir!

We already have these two emojis that could be used as a general reminder 🅱️4️⃣

Indeed - game stats are never going to be reliably predictable because a team has 11 moving parts (or in our case 10 plus Hourihane)

This is why I rarely post in the main football forum - too many people disagreeing with me for the sake of it. I largely stick to the Jim Smith Room forum for OT stuff, as that's lovely and everyone is so kind and thoughtful, and they all think I'm GREAT 😐

Good. Short sellers are just another scourge - along with people who use their power and influence to manipulate stock...cough...Elon Musk...cough

Well...he did win us that one game 😂

In some ways it was a curse that Leicester actually lived that dream. 1) because it puts hope into everyone that it's not impossible, but mainly because 2) the "big six" saw it as a warning and will do anything to stop that ever happening again

We rarely agree but here I do. I guess we just have to accept though that some fans want to have a billionaire owner, Premier League & European football and anything less is a failure to get angry about and find scapegoats. Personally I just like to have a team and to watch football. I'm a simple man (insert your own joke here)

Does anything scan easier if we use his full name? Tyranosaurus Jonathan-Julian Hang on -no. I've got it To the tune of Hi-Ho Silver Lining " 🎵 and it's TY-REESE! TYREESE JOHN JULES...! he's got a massive c*ck now baby! 🎵" That usually works

Which is undoubtedly what he wants. Imagine for a moment if he were a billionaire recluse that was happy enough to invest in all the stuff he does, without any need for external validation or publicity?

Ho bloody ho

Started watching Fisk on Netflix - which is a very funny Aussie comedy about a world weary female divorced lawyer. Much the same flavour as Colin from Accounts if you enjoyed that (I'm told it's also on ITVX if you don't have your Dad's netflix anymore)

I was referring to the tweet that turned out not to be the one you meant 😂