LesterRam

I miss the BBG, I don't miss waiting 40 minutes after the game at the chippie 

17 minutes ago, McRamFan said:

No idea if all Scottish people are offensive. Not Scottish.

Do all Lester people not understand commas?

I was in one after a car accident, it was horrendous!!

20 hours ago, McRamFan said:

Was in the audience for that show, you cannot guess how long it took to shoot, Will Smith would chat with everyone if he could, an amazing DAY.

you have offended the LGBT community today and now your having a pop at the Afro-American community, are all Scottish people this offensive?

1 hour ago, JuanFloEvraTheCocu'sNesta said:

People that wave £20 notes at staff in bars in an attempt to get served quicker.

You look like an arse and the bar staff will probably do everything in their power to avoid you for as long as possible.

what if its a £50 note, are they equally impressed?

2 minutes ago, McRamFan said:

Don't forget dolphins, chimpanzees and lions just to name a few others.

They don't destroy their or others habitats, we are sole proprietors of that.

What on the M42?

1 hour ago, jono said:

Got me all dewy eyed that. My first car .. 8 year old mini 1000. God I loved it. Brakes were a bit iffy but thanks to the new modified plastic shield over the distributor it didn't do too badly in the wet. Must have spent half my wages buying wheel spacers, arch extensions, rev counter and an Astrali steering wheel from Halfords. Then really finished off with a binatone cassette player and a stick on number plate on the bonnet. Cool or what !   

Don't you go overboard now, did it stop the thieves nicking it?

Mini is back, not that german piece of *****, the original and its a cool £50k

https://www.carkeys.co.uk/news/the-original-mini-is-back-in-remastered-form

2 minutes ago, Anon said:

Sorry mate, but using the word "delish" gets you nominated in this thread.

i'm down with the kids, me

5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Carrot cake. Somebody at work has brought a massive one in today for their birthday.

It's a vegetable. Don't put it in cake. Do you eat sprout biscuits?

Horrible idea.

are you bloody mad, its an unbelievable cake, you fruitcake

someone made me a red velvet cake with beetroot in it the other day, it was delish...

road rage

12 hours ago, Grimbeard said:

The number of parking spaces set aside for the disabled.  Yes, of course there has to be some, and I know that quite often it doesn't matter because there's plenty of other spaces, but I'm sick of driving around half empty car parks looking for a space.

The Tesco in Ilson seems to have about 100 spaces for blue badge holders and another 100 parent and child spaces.

FFS! It's a feckin'  supermarket not bleedin' Lourdes.

 

 

 

 

 

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that's because the rising number of fake Motability vehicles currently on our roads, they are catering for the masses.

4 hours ago, David said:

 

do you have large testicles, quite a spread for a number two that?

when terrorists kick the bucket

2 minutes ago, richinspain said:

It's called "blending in" 

yeah I couldn't tell the difference really

39 minutes ago, richinspain said:

First day of fallas 

didn't the locals get the memo?

i'm in Australia, you can just about pick out my daughters light on her mobile phone (third from the right), the missus always looks a bit rough at night and was worried about her complexion.

21 minutes ago, Mostyn6 said:

doesn't look Pale to me

Alaska is the Pale state 

1 hour ago, StivePesley said:

Oooh la-di-da!

This is OUR house

 

Did you manage to sort that life insurance policy out Stive 

57 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Vinegar bottles like this, where it's impossible to get any out without flooding your plate.

 

we common folk don't have these problems...

9 hours ago, froggg said:

Bloody hell, your knees are touching the screen, come on are you in the shed again, just buy the flowers and apologise 

21 hours ago, Ewe Ram said:

Snide people. A la Nigel Clough. Those passive aggressive little digs dropped into conversations. 

I saw an excellent example of passive aggressive behaviour at the petrol station yesterday. Man in little red car full of wife, bags of compost and dogs whips through the gap to the front pump just as man at back pump gets into his camper after paying. Camper man stands agog looking at red car man who won't make eye contact but procedes to fill up his tank. Camper man, still blocked in, gets into camper and pulls up to red car bumper. Driver still doesn't make eye contact and behaves like camper not there. He pops into kiosk, pays, then comes out and squeezes between the 2 car bumpers instead of going round the front of the car. This is England, quiet, seething rage 

Big girl was she?

1 minute ago, Wolfie said:

Is that a common problem for you? Please tell me it's not your work PC that's covered in pubes.

And another thing.....those are freakishly straight pubes

I use my daughters straighteners, too common occurrence really.

3 hours ago, McLovin said:

My profile picture. Thoughts go out to those who blew/wiped their screen.

yeah I thought I had another pubic hair on my screen, you trickster you

29 minutes ago, bigbadbob said:

How much?

Due to Brexit £2

2 minutes ago, bigbadbob said:

Got that for a fiver. Kerching

You were ripped off mate, they are in poundland