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AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I just got back from a friends funeral who sadly drowned a few days ago.
I took a lot of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a life jacket.
But as I said to everyone at the service, It’s what he would've wanted.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Norman in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I just got back from a friends funeral who sadly drowned a few days ago.
I took a lot of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a life jacket.
But as I said to everyone at the service, It’s what he would've wanted.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I just got back from a friends funeral who sadly drowned a few days ago.
I took a lot of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a life jacket.
But as I said to everyone at the service, It’s what he would've wanted.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Parsnip in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I just got back from a friends funeral who sadly drowned a few days ago.
I took a lot of abuse for my floral tribute that was in the shape of a life jacket.
But as I said to everyone at the service, It’s what he would've wanted.
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AmericanRam reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it - This is one ferocious lion! He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
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AmericanRam reacted to Fraser_23 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Let’s not make any cheese jokes due to the explosion at the cheese factory in France
Debris was everywhere
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AmericanRam reacted to Gritstone Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A couple driving home run over a badger. They stop to see if it is ok. The badger was breathing but very cold.
The man said to his wife put it between your legs to warm it up.
The wife said but it's wet and it stinks.
The man said well hold its nose.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Rev in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
The man that invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
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AmericanRam reacted to Alph in Boxing Thread
Errol Spence battered Lamont Peterson from the first minute.
Not a great "fight". Spence was great though. Still the most competitive division
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.
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AmericanRam reacted to JoetheRam in What are you eating tonight
Tiger Prawn Jalfrezi with some peas for the 5 a day. Naan and lime pickle on the side.
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AmericanRam reacted to Parsnip in What are you eating tonight
My religion doesn't allow me to add fried bread, toast or beans... but this daily dose of grease helps me get through these miserable January mornings.
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AmericanRam reacted to JoetheRam in What are you eating tonight
A quick and easy Italian...
... unfortunately not that kind.
Broccoli, cherry tomato and cream cheese, smidge of chilli, bit of garlic, couple of spring onions, generous amounts of black pepper. Simple and beaut.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from SKRam in What are you eating tonight
Stewed beef and a baked potato.
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AmericanRam reacted to ramit in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Sneezing and farting simultaneously
You don't know whether to check your hand first or your pants
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Parsnip in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from froggg in Beer Thread
Bought ticket this morning, happening on February 3rd. Can't wait.
http://qcbrewfest.com
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AmericanRam got a reaction from ThePrisoner in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from rammieib in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Stive Pesley in Beer Thread
Bought ticket this morning, happening on February 3rd. Can't wait.
http://qcbrewfest.com
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
Schwepped her off her feet.
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AmericanRam reacted to wingfieldram in Beer Thread
Just about to indulge in a Jaipur X .......(10 %)......very very tasty
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AmericanRam reacted to King Kevin in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.
He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Bob, and I played for Wigan !'.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Mrs Cone in Random stuff that cheers me up thread
I love how happy this dog is.
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AmericanRam got a reaction from Pearl Ram in Random stuff that cheers me up thread
I love how happy this dog is.