richinspain

I don't celebrate when I score either. I don't have a quick fag either because I've never smoked. A 5 minute kip sometimes depending on what time of day it is ?

Or players who score then just walk away Balotelli style with no emotion. Benteke is one, Sturridge is another. It's happening more often.
FFS! If it were me I'd be crowdsurfing!
Where's the emotion gone?
 

The Sunday roast whipped up last night.  Aberdeen angus joint slow cooked for 8 hours, new potato crunchies, home made yorkshire, broccoli, baby carrots, stuffing balls & proper gravy.  Christ almighty it was good...

I've lived in Spain for 19 years and when people ask me about Brexit I just shrug. I've been away for 19 years for Christ's sake, I don't even understand it let alone worry about it!

Ex-Pats moaning about Brexit.
I have 2 relatives (wife's step-siblings) who never stop ranting about Brexit on Facebook & moaning about how awful it is.
She has lived in Colorado, USA for over 15 years.
He has been in Mongolia for 3 years but also lived in USA before that.
He posted another one last night & was demanding that remainers stand up and do everything possible to stop the process. YOU HAVEN'T LIVED HERE FOR 20 YEARS AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING. GO AWAY YOU MUPPET!
It's only for the sake of family harmony that I haven't ripped either of them to pieces before now.

Use your signal indicator before turning
When someone signals to enter your lane, here's a novelty, let em
Don't have conversations in doorways, move along
And since i mentioned doors, either leave or don't leave, don't half leave and hang up that phone already
If you are incapable of tying your laces while chewing gum, do not use your phone while driving
Look up from your smartphone before crossing the road, you crazy kid
At first opportunity place a divider on the checkout conveyor belt for the next person
Store manager,59.99? Really? Shall i return the insult and call you a blithering idiot? Okay, deal
If someone is nice to you, be nice back, you moody biatch
Do not travel on public transport if personal hygiene is not your thing, in fact don't leave the house, ever
Do not, i repeat do not drill into a concrete wall in a multi apartment house on a Sunday morning
If you borrow a book, it's your job to remember to return it and when you do, not in tatters thank you
 
But i am trying to be more forgiving
Nahh
 
 
 
 
 
 

Too soon ?

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.
 

Nice one Muski - on a similar note, when you disagree violently with someone online about a particular subject but then on another topic you find that you have common ground. You realise that we all come into this world the same and we're not always so different as it sometimes feels
I did consider proposing that no one was allowed to post in the annoyance thread without posting one here as a counter balance, but that seemed a bit too draconian!
 

Sorry I've taken so long to respond, but I had to get my nephew's consent and then just didn't manage to get round to it. He can be found on twitter, Daniel Lucas (@daninerklucas), and he lives and works in Alvaston.

I have a Ram on my right shoulder that I had done in 1990 (I think) and to this day I have never regretted it for one single second, I often catch sight of it in a mirror and inwardly smile to myself. It looks like a 30 year old tattoo now and I am considering getting it "freshened up" a little actually but the tattooist said "no, leave it, that is who you are..."
Also got a jedi knight emblem, a couple of periodic table elements and a half sleeve full of numbers that mean something to me, including 1884..

That's what happens when you have your tattoo done by Curly 

Yes, I know that it's taken me a long time to get it done, but tattoos were almost unheard of over here until a few years ago. When I first came over anyone who saw mine was really surprised.

Yes, I know that it's taken me a long time to get it done, but tattoos were almost unheard of over here until a few years ago. When I first came over anyone who saw mine was really surprised.

In sunny Barrow upon Trent 

And now the fruits of my visit to England, Golden Syrup sponge cake ?

Suffering until start work on Thursday 

And now the fruits of my visit to England, Golden Syrup sponge cake ?

And now the fruits of my visit to England, Golden Syrup sponge cake ?

And now the fruits of my visit to England, Golden Syrup sponge cake ?

Oh My God said the shocked cat.

In sunny Barrow upon Trent 

Should be renamed Barrow-in-Trent.

It's about time you had your share bud! ?