McRainy

Paying at a hospital in the first place.
c****.

Pretty sure it’s the updates that slow the older ones down.

Nope, the new power management is only on the iPhone 6, 6S, SE and 7 at the minute.

You are Glen Hoddle and I claim my £5

Happy Birthday!

I always had an Samsung Android phone. Our contract was up in August and took the plunge for an iPhone. Never looked back. Absolutely fantastic phones. I’ll never go back to an android phone.

I strongly disagree. They are great phones, alot of tech guys agree. 
Fun fact they are also the most used phone to access this forum and it’s not even close.
Keep hating though, it’s cute  

What's green and not heavy? 
Light green.

Nah, Wolverhampton & Dudley masquerading as Marstons
A bit like if Fawaz had forced a hostile takeover of Derby & merged us with Nottingham Forest, before deciding that he'd keep the Derby County FC name & branding whilst running it as shoddily as he ran Forest.

Live in Christchurch so I can get to the Square and compass in thirty minutes if Mandy is driving or in about an hour by train and open top bus.
Sadly Ringwood beers have gone downhill under Marstons.

And the Titanic Plum Porter ?

Just had several very pleasant pints of Burton Bridge Bitter in the Royal Oak at Wirksworth. The landlord is an old friend and he knows his stuff. It's their standard bitter now, so well worth a visit. 
If £3.00 a pint is too much to pay it's also on in the Yew Tree at Cauldon Low for £2.80. You can sleep in the garden if necessary. 

Would never queue but but can understand why he would sell the devices on early. Used Apple prices in good condition with the box are really good.
Say you hold on to an iPad for years, it would work great but you may miss out on features, iOS does slow devices down if you're installing the latest version on say a 3 year old phone, it works but just a bit slower.
When it ultimately comes time to buy a new one, you might have to pay £600-£700, your old device being pretty much worthless. Trade it in each year, never have any problems and you will maybe get £400 for your old iPad.
If you keep trading in each year you get maximum resale value, I've never done it before receiving the new device but say you pay £800 for the iPhone 7, you can expect to get around £600 resale value. The iPhone 8 might cost £850 so it's cost you £250.
As I said to Lester earlier, if you go sim free it works out much cheaper, you get a better contract, the latest phone each year whilst saving £20-30 per month. Plus the initial outlay of a phone that would be on a 2 year contract.
For many people having the latest and greatest doesn't matter, all you do is browse the Internet, not fussed about iCloud and all that. An original iPad if you didn't max out the iOS updates would do just that.
I make websites, it's what I do, I need to see how it looks on all screen sizes, like building a car without having a road to test it on. No way can I afford to stay and one device and run it's course, then suck up the costs of replacing all the devices with no resale value on old.
New iPad and iPhone each year, minus the contract would cost me around £400, that's £33 a month, little over a pound a day.
Listing all Apple devices might make you look mega rich but you play the smart game it's really not that expensive after you've made the initial jump.
(this only works if you take care of devices, Not chuck them around like toys)
 

We have Apple TV, 2 iPads, a MacBook, 3 iPhones, a Magic Trackpad, Philips hue lights and Hive heating all controlled by Apple products and an Apple Watch. 
We got rid of the laptop that, every time you turned it on, said 'downloading updates 1 of 46' and proceeded to grind through 10 mins of updates before you could do anything. Got rid of the blackberry that kept having service outages and the work phones made by Samsung that aren't fit to be in the same league as the iPhones. 
For whatever reason you don't like Apple products it's up to you but they are far superior so it can't be on their performance. 

Load of ********. I've been told not to believe anything in the Daily Mail.

Ringwood 49r cheers Rat?

May's Britain. 

Come on @curtainspull yourself together.
Shameless i know.

Presumably you'd like to see them harmoniously integrated. 

Presumably you'd like to see them harmoniously integrated. 

Any football team called United which is based in a city that has a second team.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

And there was me thinking you could only commit suicide the once.