1977 Ram Raider
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to REDCAR in Derby County Flags
You like my flag guys for Monday! (2m wide)... ?
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to Bwash_Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
What's red and white and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to AmericanRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Mr Whippy was sadly found dead in his van today.
He was covered in strawberry sauce and crushed nuts as well as hundreds and thousands.
Police reckon he topped himself.
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1977 Ram Raider got a reaction from froggg in Derbyshire/Staffordshire/Dorset and surrounding areas including France/Africa wildlife
Not got much of a black head !!!
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to Mr. P in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wifes bra off, I decided to give up. I wish I never put it on now!
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to Malagaram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
The Manchester manager Jose Morinho flies to Khabul to watch a young Afgan boy play football,he is suitably impressed and asks the young boy to come over to Manchester.Two weeks later Manchester are 2.0 down to Watford with only 20 minuites left,Morinho gives the nod and the young lad is on the pitch.He is a sensation and scores 3 times in the last 20 minuites as United win 3.2.The fans,coaches and manager love their new star.When the player comes off the pitch to tell his mum about his first game for United,he tells her how he scored 3 goals and tht everybody loved him at Old Trafford."just wonderfull" his mum said,let me tell you about my day,your father got shot in the street,your sister and I got ambushed and assaulted,she would have been raped if a policeman hadn't seen what was happening,and your brother has joined a gang of looters and set fire to some buildings.The young lad is very upset and says to his mother I am really sorry.Sorry! sorry!,its your bloody fault we came to Manchester in the first place.
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1977 Ram Raider got a reaction from LesterRam in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Must work in customs.
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to Anon in January Transfer Suggestion Thread
5'4". If he's going to hold the ball up in the championship he'll need to bring a step ladder with him.
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1977 Ram Raider reacted to TimRam in Car you currently drive?
Drove this one to the last game we won.
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