Bwash_Ram

The heat has got to me and I noticed this thread had been bumped to the top...
Taking photographs of food in a pub/restaurant. I could almost forgive this if you were eating at Anthony Bourdain's, but you're not, it's just a really big burger and some chips.
Sweet potato fries. Utter w*nk. P*ss off back to South America.
Having integral parts of a meal on a separate plate/bowl. Seems impossible to get a full English now without the beans being in a little pot on the side. Beans next to bacon next to egg, use the sausage as a breakwater. Genuine sides like onion rings, no problem.
Anywhere that serves food on a piece of slate or chopping board or square plate.
Electrical items/technology that arrives without the means to connect to another appliance. E.g. Blue ray player arriving without HDMI lead, Internet Hub arriving without any cables whatsoever, electric toothbrush without a charger.
Obese colleagues banging on about eating a celery stick for lunch. It's not going to work if you carry on having pizza and chips every night for dinner.
Soup/tea/coffee slurpers.
Been said a million times before on this thread, but I saw one today... the man-bun. 
People in meetings/presentations that say aloud "yes", "mmmhh" when agreeing with someone who is speaking to the group, seemingly oblivious to the fact they are not being spoken to 1:1.
Toe tappers/leg shakers. Sit still for f**ks sake or take some Vallium.
Builders who think it's acceptable to come into my house, do their job and leave without clearing up the debris and detritus they've left as a result.
Taking annual leave to watch Wimbledon on TV.
 

I'm afraid I'm guilty of reading the very compelling evidence that points to their guilt and finding that there can be very little doubt that they are culpable 

Its never too early for an airport beer.

Its never too early for an airport beer.

Having to wait until june for GOT to start this year.

Did it have a sour after taste to it? 

Got a promotion today at work .
So leaving here shortly to celebrate  with a nice 16 oz. sirloin at a local steakhouse.
 

Im now beginning to question the wisdom of this dining choice.

Im now beginning to question the wisdom of this dining choice.

When there is a tiny smudge on your glasses, you go to wipe it off and then it spreads and causes the whole lense to be dirty

Pork pie and salad

What are you eating tonight v2
you deserve a rocket for that ..

My failing body.
Eyes, ears, teeth, knees all worse than 5 or 10 years ago and all downhill from here.
Nether regions still working fine. In theory. 

Id settle for not having to spend 30 mins with the bog brush and a bottle of domestos after. 
The pan usually  looks like the bbg pitch circa feb 1974

Really slow, attritional, safety-first play in cricket and snooker.
Alan Partridge goes freganing.
When one of your favourite songs is played on the radio.
Making oblique references to TV/music/films in conversation and the person you are with getting it.
When the air vents in your car all line up together perfectly.
Sometimes, mostly around this time of year when the sun is rising or setting and the sky looks like this:

The 1884 group pulls out all the stops again, great display, well done.

Well said. Massive thanks to the 1884 Group and all the volunteers. You are a credit to yourselves and this mighty fine club of ours. Take a bow my friends. Tinpot club did u say Fattywaz? Your joke of a club will never match us on or off the pitch. 

Wow...what a display that was just before kick off...superb effort.

A big well done to all those that prepared the stadium for the game v Forest. I just hope those that carried armfuls of flags home remember to bring them back!!!! 

Sarah Beeney is awful for this.
I'm off to the Guilty Pleasues Thread 

Might be controversial this one.

I have always hated the way the NW looks with its stupid ugly boxes.
If i were in charge id make it a replica of the SW corner.

Seeing something that makes you giggle, even when you should know better.