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1 hour ago, RamNut said:

looks like i'm the only one going!! ?

Probably pick up from Friday, once the schools have broken up.

Six weeks of peace and quiet.

Gerry Adams a man who for years advocated and condoned violence. As the nerve to complain when an explosive device damaged a car on his drive. He called the perpetrators irresponsible as his grandchildren had been playing there, only minutes before.

Pity he never showed the same concern when hundreds of innocent people were maimed and killed during the troubles in Northern Ireland.

Don't know if they still do it, military and government flags use to have a wooden toggle on the top and a loop at the bottom of the flag. These were then fixed onto the corresponding toggle and loop attached to the rope on the flag pole. Meaning you couldn't raise the flag the wrong way round.

They also did the same with any foreign flags that were used, to make sure that any unusual flag was raised correctly for visiting foreign dignitaries.

2 hours ago, Grimbeard said:

Why does no one in this country know which way up to fly the Union Flag? I swear, the next time that I see some "Look at me! I'm patriotic, I am." idiot with his flag upside down, I'm gonna set fire to it.

22 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

Why is America full is Yanks. Would be lovely if it was just Brits. 

I have the same complaint about France, lovely country, great food. Just spoilt by the most obnoxious people on earth.

3 hours ago, RamNut said:

2 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

Thought you northern boys liked your gravy.. Waaaaaay too many veg on there.

Never mind the veg, where's the other half of the pie?

13 minutes ago, Steve How Hard? said:

The Red Arrows were at Southport this weekend. I saw them Friday practising.  They flew over as I was playing golf. I was gutted that I couldn't get my phone out quick enough to take a picture. One of the lads I was with didn't even see them because he was busy slashing his way out of a bunker. 

Hope he raked the wet sand when he finished or did it get reclassified as a water hazard. 

1 hour ago, Lambchop said:

Got a free cake at the hospital. 

Cheapskate. Gave a £1 donations for a similar cake when I was at the Royal on Tuesday. 

Happy Birthday to much loved, under funded and often abused National Health Service.?

On 24/06/2018 at 02:42, Lambchop said:

The focal point was supposed to be the flower, but I was rather pissed. 

I thought you were trying to take another picture of your toes but you were holding your phone the wrong way round.

42 minutes ago, Boycie said:

Proper gravey not southern gravy init. Erm.

I found that popping an e in always makes things better.

6 hours ago, BurtonRam7 said:

5* lunch today:

I can actually cook fairly well when I want to, but would rather spend my time doing other things to be honest.?

I see it came with chips.

1 hour ago, Inverurie Ram said:

C'mon flag is up......let's get down the boozer!

Hope it's being well looked after. Don't want the Russians getting their hands on it.

1 hour ago, RamNut said:

Spent a couple of hours sketching it.....

These colour by numbers books, have improved a lot since I was young.

On 28/05/2018 at 20:27, Lambchop said:

Up t’lane. 

 

Finally put out to pasture. Which one is ewe

On 25/05/2018 at 18:47, Parsnip said:

 

Jesus Lamby you're so white and privileged sometimes.

On 25/05/2018 at 19:10, Lambchop said:

I know, and it shames me. 

Theres no such thing, so nothing to be ashamed of. But lets not go down that road again.

4 minutes ago, Angry Ram said:

I was in the rough, Rory (in the picture) just on the fairway.. 

Followed Fleetwood and Poulter round after watching Rory finish. Nice day out with medium Angry.

Sounds like you've had a good day and better weather then we've had in Derby.

2 hours ago, Angry Ram said:

PGA Wentworth 

 

I'd take a 7 iron from there.

Can't understand why we need an ignore option. Isn't the point of coming on a forum, is not just to give your own opinions but to also hear other's views no matter how annoying they are.

You never know, you just might agree with them on something one day. Mind you there is a couple of posters on here that I'm still waiting for this to happen.

17 hours ago, Lambchop said:

Last one to leave, as per. 

Did you take this by accident when struggling with the bouncers while they were trying to get you out the door at closing time.

20 hours ago, AmericanRam said:

Stuffed peppers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, David said:

How fast were they going?

Careful it could be a vegan trap

18 hours ago, JoetheRam said:

Long term couples, usually already married for at least 3 years, who use the phrase "date night" to describe themselves going to the cinema to watch a **** film, probably something like The Avengers, followed by a meal at Zizzi's (probably located right next to the cinema) that consists of ordering the second cheapest thing on the menu, one glass of wine each, no dessert and then a trip home by 10pm to sit on the sofa staring at their phones and not having sex.

15 hours ago, ThePrisoner said:

Not enjoy the movie then?

Plus Zizzi wouldn't accept the 2for1 Groupon voucher.

18 minutes ago, Coconut said:

Falling asleep half way through drinking a beer then having to decide what to do with it the next morning. Chug or chuck?  

As the thread title is people who annoy or you want to punch. Which is it that makes you annoyed with yourself drinking or throwing away the undrunk  beer. Or maybe it's giving yourself a slap for falling to sleep with an undrunk beer in the first place.

Donald Trump. I can't say President Trump as he never acts presidential. He needs more than a punch. In an attempt to justify why America needs it's guns and to stop calls for stricter gun laws, he has made an inflammatory statement regarding knife crime in London while giving a speech to the NRA.

If London is such a dangerous city, I'm surprised he wants to come to our country in the summer. Will having Teresa May fawning over him and the Queen show him around Buckingham Palace, over ride any fears of coming to our war zone of a capital.

56 minutes ago, Boycie said:

What you doing down at the front @froggg?

Playing with his balls

On 01/05/2018 at 19:46, SouthStandDan said:

Kick em in the plums!

This is the stance taken by a chimpanzee to prove he has big balls and show he is the alpha male.

The next thing the Tories will be copying from the chimps is throwing 5 hit at each other. Oh wait.

10 minutes ago, maxjam said:

I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a list of specific people, not generalisations.  Although you did mention Donald Trump so I'll give you a like ?

Michael Gove. Specific enough for you?