Mucker1884

Word on the street is...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Well, being one of the more sensible/level headed posters on here, I'm gonna give it the usual 10-12 games before I start demanding auto promotion!  

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it.
The law says... don't do it.
"The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley?
Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault.  Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters.
All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change.  Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"!
 
#only fools rush on
#keep it classy
#pitch for players, stands for fans
#we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise


 

If they wanted to keep the pitch for football, then we'd not have hired Paul Warne.
 
jokingdonthatemepleaseimasexcitedastherestofyouthanks

Right, obviously not everyone will be happy with whatever happens so here’s a compromise. Assuming we get whatever is needed to get us promoted, at the final  whistle the scoreboard clock is reset, the inevitable pitch invasion starts and you have 5 minutes exactly to get your instagram photos or whatever. Then a siren is sounded and the police dogs are unleashed to sort out anyone left on the pitch. Sorted.

I've just seen the latest post from the club warning us and I've changed my stance. I'll stay in my seat because I'm too much of a goody two shoes to risk a criminal record and certainly don't want a club ban.
If there's 10,000 + on there then I'll venture on but calmly 😄

My plans for tomorrow are wake up, drive up, drink up, go up, throw up.

This is it for me. If we go up I will be overjoyed and I want to see the spontaneous final whistle celebrations of players and staff and who knows PW starting the bounce without them having to run off and celebrate in the tunnel/dressing room. If we go up and there is a pitch invasion we will have VAR subdued and delayed celebrations and perhaps nothing after. But we all know it will happen

I've just skipped the last 7 unread pages, and marked the whole thread as read.
 
I don't even care what folk are saying about him any more!  I must really, really love the guy!
   

And the other smoking a cigar

I appreciate it's already been mentioned, but...
 
 
 
 
IT'S TOMORROW!

I reckon he could still do both with one hand tied behind his back! 😁

Word on the street is...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it.
The law says... don't do it.
"The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley?
Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault.  Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters.
All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change.  Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"!
 
#only fools rush on
#keep it classy
#pitch for players, stands for fans
#we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise


 

Was this the fantastic spectacle of a Barnsley player being assaulted, or are you referring to a different fantastic spectacle?  🤷‍♂️

Well, being one of the more sensible/level headed posters on here, I'm gonna give it the usual 10-12 games before I start demanding auto promotion!  

Of course I cannot vouch for anyone else and I'm not saying I'm right by the way. Just confessing to liking a pitch invasion and (perhaps naively) picture the day being like 1996 where there's the initial euphoria of fans celebrating on the pitch followed by a jubilent lap of honour.
I'm probably getting too excited and I am more than likely in the wrong, just being honest on how I see things mate.