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I thought this was gonna be about revealing Simmo's true allegiance after the game! 🤣

Didn't he play for Glasgow Rangers in Dickensian times? 👀

How polite is that budgie? "I don't care"! The rest of us chant "We don't give a f*c*"! 🤣

In fairness, it appears you're asking the wrong person, in @Ilkestonian. This should be aimed at those who have openly aired their intentions (on here) to invade the pitch at full time. I've made my views clear. But that's not to say I believe a pitch invasion will in itself lead to a points deduction, as I don't imagine it will for one moment. My anti-invasion opinions are based on the fact that: A/ The invaders will be going against the club's wishes, plans, and publicly announced statements, along with the laws of the land. B/ The potential of those left in the stands missing the advertised "Lap of honour", due to it being cancelled should the pitch not be cleared in an appropriate timescale (There's only so much one man with a megaphone can achieve!). C/ The potential for just ONE of the assumed thousands on the pitch doing something SO STUPID, that that in itself "COULD" lead to action being taken against the club, be that a fine, points deduction, or any other sanction the EFL has in their power. Your question is a fair one. It was just a poor aim. 👍🐏

Precisely... 30 mins browsing/filling the trolley before they can legally turn the tills on. Makes sense/Good idea... for a shop! I sniff some "cash only" transactions afoot! 🤣

To be fair... as much as he knows that we know... I didn't expect him to publicly announce he has informed his players to take it easy, and even pop the ball in their own net if we're struggling. He's too much of a gentleman.

Wait? What? Do they give you half an hour to browse? 🤣

Toby Carvery is open already. I know this as I drove past half an hour ago! #hope this helps.

I'm not planning to come round until about Sunday tea time! And even then, I wouldn't risk driving! 🤓🍻 #warming the Emva Cream as we speak

They do a full month (no contract) for about £34. But my go to for a one-off Rams game is their Day Pass... £11.99... 24 hr period starts when you're ready (so you can buy today and have it sat ready to activate). 👍

Deal! 👍

We'll be reet. ... but I daren't risk a prediction! 👀

Not quite, as a neutral ground was suggested, so no advantage finishing 5th over 6th. If the higher placed team was to get a home tie, then you'd be bang on.

With respect... 😉

Almost time...

Good news for yer... should all be done & dusted by 14:30! 👍 #Don't be late

At 61, my life is very much geared to a happy/successful retirement... Marriage and hobbies in particular, but also health, social life, family etc. The problem for me lies solely on the financial side. All the above can only continue with my current income (and a bit of savings), so I really don't envisage retiring any time soon! (House is basic at best, but has been long paid for, and tidy enough, so we have that security at least, I guess.) I was always very blasé about private pensions etc... In truth, with my family history/genes, I truly didn't expect to be here this long! (Both mum & dad failed to reach their 50's!). Just my luck I'm as fit as a fiddle! 🤣 Hey. I'm very much a "Take each day as it comes/what will be will be" kind o' guy, and that ain't gonna change now, so I'll plod on, and see what happens. Best of luck to all of you who have retired recently and/or are about to. I won't call you lucky, as I'm sure you've earned it, but I won't deny there's a teeny bit of envy/regret creeping in now I'm almost "at that age"! (But only on this subject... no regrets elsewhere!) Enjoy... yer owd buggers! 😁🍻

Wait! WTF! You offer tickets to watch you and your mates "exchanging favours in pub toilets"? 😲 ...Or do I need to go back and read that again? 🤷‍♂️

Think they may have to tweet their goodbyes after tea, mate. There's an illegal pitch invasion afoot, from what I'm reading! 👀

Same old Eurotunnel now booked for 1st June. Same old France the expected final destination. ... But a whole new, previously unexplored region... Alsace! Chocolate-box villages and all! *Unless the last minute weather forecast is crap, (and better elsewhere). In which case, we'll head somewhere else! Gotta love semi-planned and unbooked campsite holidays in France, where you can just rock up, pitch the tent, and do whatever yer want!

I see you refer to "the precise moment that a gap appears between the foot and the ball" (i.e. when contact twixt foot and ball is completed.) I'd argue it needs to be when that gap first disappears... when foot first makes contact with said ball, and thus before all compressions are effected. Firstly, that would occur sooner, thus giving the "advantage" to the attacker. And secondly, I'm a complete arse, and just wanted to pooh-pooh your theory for the craic! Either way, we need to add more cameras, more eyes in the shed at the bottom of the garden, more monitors, some "infra-red tangent threads" (Patent pending) on the ball, and some sort of beeper that marries the ball contact with the attacker's position. Oh... and more time for the experts to digest the given information before confirming to the excited audience whether they have just witnessed a goal... or not! Simples!