Mucker1884

Oh really? 😲 Well tell "Mother Dearest"... 😉🤣🐏

I've just skipped the last 7 unread pages, and marked the whole thread as read. I don't even care what folk are saying about him any more! I must really, really love the guy!

I reckon he could still do both with one hand tied behind his back! 😁

One other thing... Assuming we all leave together (Which I concede may well not be the case tomorrow)... The walk back towards the cricket ground takes a similar time as the official supporters buses parked up by Subway (I usually get to Pentagon at the same time... and NEVER leave before the final whistle!). No other traffic (Other than away fan coaches?) can leave the stadium area before those buses, so any other matchday traffic will be behind them. That should infer a clean getaway from the cricket ground/racecourse area before the traffic builds up around there.

The club are not asking... they are telling... don't do it. The law says... don't do it. "The best way to gain promotion is by the Play-Offs" is oft-written... do they invade the pitch at Wembley? Hysterically approaching a player who has yet to make himself safe by dashing down the tunnel, just to "Plant a big fat kiss" could (understandably) be misconstrued as a potential attack/assault. Remember, there will be confusion, concern, and uncertainty from some quarters. All it takes... literally... is one jubilant fan being tripped/nudged/held back by a viz'd up official whose sole job/instruction is to attempt to fend off a pitch invasion for the mood to change. Just one defensive/evasive swing of the arm can be caught on the numerous cameras, and have you stood in the dock before you can say "I wish I'd listened to Uncle Mucker"! #only fools rush on #keep it classy #pitch for players, stands for fans #we'll all be havin' a party, when Derby County rise

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Didn't recognise him from the first pic. All became clear with the second though. Just so effin' handsome! What a guy! 🤍 PS: Re the second pic (in the car)... I like how he has his reading glasses hooked next to his shades! # It comes to us all, great or otherwise! 🤣

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Was this the fantastic spectacle of a Barnsley player being assaulted, or are you referring to a different fantastic spectacle? 🤷‍♂️

Word on the street is...

No street permits around Chad. I live (and walk from) home, down near the cricket ground/Racecourse car park. I wouldn't consider anything other than leaving the car there and walking. Bang on 30 mins without "dashing". Most folk going that way seem to pass me, so maybe 25 mins for them! You could easily lose 10/15 mins driving/stuck in traffic/looking for spaces elsewhere, and still have a walk! I normally leave around 2:10/2:15 for a 3pm game, and arrive at the club shop corner of the ground around 2:40. I'll be leaving nearer to 11:30 for this, as I want to soak up a bit of atmosphere. I'll be there for noon. Take the Pentagon > cross the A52 Derby Bound > Past the old cattle market/new Jaguar place > Through Costco route. ... Just hope there's no chance of extra time & pens in your daughter's game! 😁 👍

I've asked Muckerette to inflate my ballions on Friday night.

I thought this was gonna be about revealing Simmo's true allegiance after the game! 🤣

Didn't he play for Glasgow Rangers in Dickensian times? 👀

How polite is that budgie? "I don't care"! The rest of us chant "We don't give a f*c*"! 🤣

In fairness, it appears you're asking the wrong person, in @Ilkestonian. This should be aimed at those who have openly aired their intentions (on here) to invade the pitch at full time. I've made my views clear. But that's not to say I believe a pitch invasion will in itself lead to a points deduction, as I don't imagine it will for one moment. My anti-invasion opinions are based on the fact that: A/ The invaders will be going against the club's wishes, plans, and publicly announced statements, along with the laws of the land. B/ The potential of those left in the stands missing the advertised "Lap of honour", due to it being cancelled should the pitch not be cleared in an appropriate timescale (There's only so much one man with a megaphone can achieve!). C/ The potential for just ONE of the assumed thousands on the pitch doing something SO STUPID, that that in itself "COULD" lead to action being taken against the club, be that a fine, points deduction, or any other sanction the EFL has in their power. Your question is a fair one. It was just a poor aim. 👍🐏

Precisely... 30 mins browsing/filling the trolley before they can legally turn the tills on. Makes sense/Good idea... for a shop! I sniff some "cash only" transactions afoot! 🤣

To be fair... as much as he knows that we know... I didn't expect him to publicly announce he has informed his players to take it easy, and even pop the ball in their own net if we're struggling. He's too much of a gentleman.

Wait? What? Do they give you half an hour to browse? 🤣