admira

Let's start with the winners of best joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival. There's some crackers on here. 
1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng
2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle
3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons
7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel
10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes
12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff 
13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine

Precisely. I do have third one but that's pretty much always pre-occupied with rumpy-pumpy

One for work. One for DCFC forum.

Means I work twice as hard ...

Show off..
Mind you I like the two screens.. A must in any office, would be lost with one screen now.

My favourite Weddie's' moment

That is without doubt the finest display of muggery I have ever seen there young man.... The greatest football club in the world alongside two of the finest bands ever to grace this planet....Can you please get it written into your will that if you ever suffer from a "bizarre gardening accident" that The Housemartins mug and the Centenary mug are placed delicately into a display case in the British Museum for all to enjoy for years to come... thanks

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

No. I'm skint. I was in Glasgow on Friday night to see The Wedding Present. I'm off to the Enjoy Music Festival in Aberdeen on Saturday for Primal Scream etc and have Radiohead in Glasgow in July and The National in Edinburgh in September to look forward too.
 

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I haven't posted pics on here before so I hope this works.
i inherited this mug from my dear old dad, who inherited it from his parents. It's probably the best thing I own!

The perfect breakfast.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

I believe mine is rather marvellous. I've had it for 40+ years and it's never been used either.

Doiubt you even got to wash it up when Pearson was our boss. 

Doiubt you even got to wash it up when Pearson was our boss. 

Doiubt you even got to wash it up when Pearson was our boss. 

Doiubt you even got to wash it up when Pearson was our boss. 

Doiubt you even got to wash it up when Pearson was our boss.