Matchday Fred

Please no Josh Windyarse and no more ageing has-beens with no legs. Take a risk on younger players who might generate ‘capital gains’ in the transfer market. Bring in the right scouts and coaches and back yourselves. 

Please no Josh Windyarse and no more ageing has-beens with no legs. Take a risk on younger players who might generate ‘capital gains’ in the transfer market. Bring in the right scouts and coaches and back yourselves. 

Hot off the press : Chris Kirchner’s money just arrived into a Derbyshire BS account in Matlock …..

I texted the DCFC press officer yesterday to ask if I can have details on next seasons transfer budget.
He replied promptly with ‘no you can’t’. You’d expect the press officer to be able to spell ‘can’t’ wouldn’t you ?

I texted the DCFC press officer yesterday to ask if I can have details on next seasons transfer budget.
He replied promptly with ‘no you can’t’. You’d expect the press officer to be able to spell ‘can’t’ wouldn’t you ?

I texted the DCFC press officer yesterday to ask if I can have details on next seasons transfer budget.
He replied promptly with ‘no you can’t’. You’d expect the press officer to be able to spell ‘can’t’ wouldn’t you ?

Hot off the press : Chris Kirchner’s money just arrived into a Derbyshire BS account in Matlock …..

Hot off the press : Chris Kirchner’s money just arrived into a Derbyshire BS account in Matlock …..

Hot off the press : Chris Kirchner’s money just arrived into a Derbyshire BS account in Matlock …..

Maybe this is the right time for Derby fan George Clooney to invest ?

Maybe this is the right time for Derby fan George Clooney to invest ?

The EFL needs to be having words with Ferguson for riding roughshod over the leagues integrity. He should be threatened with a 20 point deduction if it happens again. Suspect Ferguson would rather play Barnsley than form horse Lincoln.
Assuming we finish in second I’d like to see Bolton win the playoffs.

The EFL needs to be having words with Ferguson for riding roughshod over the leagues integrity. He should be threatened with a 20 point deduction if it happens again. Suspect Ferguson would rather play Barnsley than form horse Lincoln.
Assuming we finish in second I’d like to see Bolton win the playoffs.

The EFL needs to be having words with Ferguson for riding roughshod over the leagues integrity. He should be threatened with a 20 point deduction if it happens again. Suspect Ferguson would rather play Barnsley than form horse Lincoln.
Assuming we finish in second I’d like to see Bolton win the playoffs.

The EFL needs to be having words with Ferguson for riding roughshod over the leagues integrity. He should be threatened with a 20 point deduction if it happens again. Suspect Ferguson would rather play Barnsley than form horse Lincoln.
Assuming we finish in second I’d like to see Bolton win the playoffs.

Agent Evatt your work is done. We go flat out for the win on Saturday with NML, Collins and Barks at the top, a combination that has worked best on average throughout the season.  I don’t like 3 at the back but it may actually suit our full backs better allowing them to get forward, and Bradley has turned into a goal machine from set pieces. 
 
We get the win and then can enjoy the Carlisle game without the sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.

Agent Evatt your work is done. We go flat out for the win on Saturday with NML, Collins and Barks at the top, a combination that has worked best on average throughout the season.  I don’t like 3 at the back but it may actually suit our full backs better allowing them to get forward, and Bradley has turned into a goal machine from set pieces. 
 
We get the win and then can enjoy the Carlisle game without the sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.

Agent Evatt your work is done. We go flat out for the win on Saturday with NML, Collins and Barks at the top, a combination that has worked best on average throughout the season.  I don’t like 3 at the back but it may actually suit our full backs better allowing them to get forward, and Bradley has turned into a goal machine from set pieces. 
 
We get the win and then can enjoy the Carlisle game without the sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.

Agent Evatt your work is done. We go flat out for the win on Saturday with NML, Collins and Barks at the top, a combination that has worked best on average throughout the season.  I don’t like 3 at the back but it may actually suit our full backs better allowing them to get forward, and Bradley has turned into a goal machine from set pieces. 
 
We get the win and then can enjoy the Carlisle game without the sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.

Agent Evatt your work is done. We go flat out for the win on Saturday with NML, Collins and Barks at the top, a combination that has worked best on average throughout the season.  I don’t like 3 at the back but it may actually suit our full backs better allowing them to get forward, and Bradley has turned into a goal machine from set pieces. 
 
We get the win and then can enjoy the Carlisle game without the sphincter twitching like a rabbits nose.

Two more wins please. Should be ok with new goal machine Bradley finally coming good. Carlisle been playing with gay abandon since being relegated, it will be their cup final. But first replay all those away wins to remind yourselves how you did it. We March on Cambridge.
Good win for Brewers also. 

Two more wins please. Should be ok with new goal machine Bradley finally coming good. Carlisle been playing with gay abandon since being relegated, it will be their cup final. But first replay all those away wins to remind yourselves how you did it. We March on Cambridge.
Good win for Brewers also. 

Two more wins please. Should be ok with new goal machine Bradley finally coming good. Carlisle been playing with gay abandon since being relegated, it will be their cup final. But first replay all those away wins to remind yourselves how you did it. We March on Cambridge.
Good win for Brewers also. 

Two more wins please. Should be ok with new goal machine Bradley finally coming good. Carlisle been playing with gay abandon since being relegated, it will be their cup final. But first replay all those away wins to remind yourselves how you did it. We March on Cambridge.
Good win for Brewers also. 

Bottlejobs. With a chance to almost seal autos this lot gives another gutless performance after a week off. No shots on target against a side that played itself out on Sunday. No leadership on or off the field, just some s*** dad jokes. 
 
The coaches take responsibility for zero learning after the Northampton game.