Asanovic Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Whenever Steve Claridge is asked 'who's the player to look out for in this side?', he goes for either the most famous, or the one who has scored most goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 Garth Crooks. "Well i don't nessecarily agree with that." No, you wouldn't would you Garth. Because if you did then you wouldn't be able to talk utter twoddle for the next 20mins. Papers calling us "County". It's not short. Derby and Rams are shorter. Use them. The scoreboard at PP. The silence at PP. People forgetting Alex Ferguson is just Man United manager. Nothing more. John Terry on England "i think we've got a chance. We've got some great players" As mentioned, every throw is a foul throw!! "The first goal could prove crucial" 'http://www.dcfcfans.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Surely not? "........ at this football club" and "...... for this football club". It doesn't show off your intelligence or commitment. Stop it. Players doing the customary limp to show they're injured. The secret society of referees. Thou shall not speaketh of them. Holy and profound Markus Clatenburgo. His wise decision shall not be explained to us lesser mortals. "This substitution was sponsored by ETS Tyres limited". Either it's a penalty or a dive moments. But no card is shown and they wave play on. No wonder players dive Diving. Ben Davies kicking an imaginary out of place blade of grass before taking any set piece. Round 2 complete. JoeTheRam, you have issues, man. Try some yoga or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asanovic Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 **** newspapers talking of our 'rivalry' with Birmingham and Coventry because they're too thick/lazy to read they are in the West Midlands, and we're in the East.Our kit - it's horrible, has been for years.People not really knowing where Derby is, or anything about the football club. 'Is that near Birmingham?' - f*ck offColin Gibson - 'Nigel, 3 points today - you must be happy?'. I'd love him to say 'No, I'm f*cking distraught'.'I listened to the game today Colin, and I really think we need a new midfielder and new striker, we're a shambles'. Righto.Rammie letting half time penalties in against the kids. You're lining them up for a lifetime of spotkick related failure. Just stick your hand out.Walkabout showing the Rugby instead of Man City v Everton last weekend.Rugby World Cup going on so long, lingering round in the sports pages like a bad smell.Players and staff not coming to thank the fans at away matches. Don't you worry, I'll just keep Network Rail in businesses to watch us, you totter off back to the dressing room.I can't get anyone decent on loan on Football Manager.Every single thing to do with England - Capello, Lampard, Terry, Cole, Wembley, that stupid kit with coloured dots all over it, the fact that we're not very good. And everything that is wrong with football supporters from all over the country cramming in to boo, hiss, call athletes 'fat waste of space', and talk nonsense about the three games they've seen between them this year - all on Sky.Taking the p*ss out of a forest fan for losing, standard retort: 'How many European Cups have you won?'Commute to workFake laughing at work to keep people happyTalking like a tw*t at work about 'key stakeholders, value propositions, from the business perspective' - why can't people talk normally?Eggs have ballooned in price over the last few yearsCost of livingLifeEverything GOD this is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 iTV4 Commentary of Stoke game "Once you become a Stoke fan, you never change, you are there during the good times and bad times" Isn't that the same for every single set of fans in the world? 'http://www.dcfcfans.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Coronation Street. East Enders Reality TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams71 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 itv commentary " a great night at The Brit " ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 29, 2011 Author Share Posted September 29, 2011 Wait until Stoke go to Turkey. Might not think their support is so great then! Besiktas ground is about 30k. Stoke fans will be in awe! The hype of their support gets on my nerves. ITV commentator who did the game tonight is the same idiot that has an orgasm whenever he does the Leeds games. He's awful. Guess he never did a Stoke game in the Championship. Man, I'm moaning today! Getting on my own nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimRam Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Talk Sport always talking about Manure, Chelski, and only 2 other Premiership teams (choose from Liverpool, Man City and Arsenal). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 iTV4 Commentary of Stoke game "Once you become a Stoke fan, you never change, you are there during the good times and bad times" Isn't that the same for every single set of fans in the world? 'http://www.dcfcfans.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' /> They were getting 11,000 or so at the start of their promotion season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Still on Stoke.......... I saw an old puma rams shirt in Hanley city centre the other day, deep down I was giving it so much "Ger in" Must have looked like I had a nasty tick or a terrible affliction, funny thing was when I walked past and gave a quick "up the rams" the lad gave a secret nod and wink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekkie_ram Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 How over rated cesc fabregas is. WHAATTTT? Are you f**king blind? Not been following La Liga this season then, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perky1106 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Those 'bet in play' adverts at half time. The fact every single thing in football is sponsored. The bland, dull, silence at Pride Park. Nintendo DS. A cricketesque round of applause for a goal rather than a roar. Anything that's 'family friendly'. I can't stand kids. Watered down Danish lager. Hearing a pin drop when the opposition team score. The people in suits who'd rather sit inside watching the game inside the West stand than be out in the stadium watching it. The **** bus that's always late. Having to hear kids talk about how drunk they were last night on the bus. The fact that I can't go running much any more because my ankle's totally ******. Alan Green jizzing over Manchester United. Local pubs being empty for most matches and then full of glory hunters when two of the top four teams play each other. FIFA 12 Nani. Tottenham Hotspur. and finally, The DCFC official site being totally gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 People who complain about our kit being the same design as other Adidas kits. What the hell do you think we're going to get, even Saint Ettienne have the templates you absolute ****. Commentators who add the subject of the sentence right at the end, really quickly: "He's a great lad, really wears his heart on his sleavecraigbryson." The guy on RamsPlayer does it all the time. Part-time fans. Kettering Town fans who reckon I'm a glory supporter. Kettering Town fans who seriously believe they'd beat us. Kettering not even playing in Kettering anymore. Luis Suarez. Rugby fans who say rugby is simpler than football. No it's not. The media calling Swansea City "foreign". Well done, you've failed Year 4 geography. People who put an apostrophe. Football fans who subscribe to Sky Sports, buy their club's shirt every season without fail, kit their house out with club merchandise, have a season ticket and then complain about how much footballers earn. The FA docking points. Well f*cking done, you've just punished the fans and players who had absolutely nothing to do with the original crime. I hope Luton fans have learned their lesson, that'll teach 'em to have a naughty manager. England fans who decided that it was a golden generation after beating Bulgaria and the nation's darkest day after struggling against Wales. The fact the Home Nations don't play as Great Britain. Olympic football. WE HAVE A WORLD CUP. The Ant and Dec thing on Soccer AM. Wasn't funny the first time. 8483 shows later, and it's still not funny. And the Tubes gag has been running for my entire secondary school education. Tim Lovejoy's tragic fall in to obscurity. Anyone who takes their own team's failures out on Stoke. Why isn't a club allowed more fans? Maybe we should cut off Pride Park's attendance at 24,000 and never ever let anymore fans support us other than that. Why don't Stoke play football "properly"? I'm pretty sure football's about scoring more goals than the opposition, and Stoke are pretty good at that. Infact, better than most. The rest of my post is purely dedicated to the FLS, as I'm not done with it yet: I hate the BBC believing that as soon as your team's relegated in to the Football League, you immediately become both thick and an insomniac. No, you no longer need the insightful analysis of Lawrenson and Hansen. No, that would be wasted on you, because, after all, half your brain cells were lost with your team's demotion from the Prem. What you need is a hopeless, retired journeyman footballer who will tell you that your best player is a good footballer and that you'll be happy with your team's win, because you do not know this. You probably don't know who Forest, Leeds or West Ham are anymore, so we'll send a camp bald guy out to tell you all about them. I bet you've never ever heard of Brian Clough going to Leeds, and I bet you haven't heard West Ham's club song. And did you know that Sheffield Wednesday and Sheffield United have a rivalry? And because you're now thick, you don't know that you need any sleep, so we'll show 20 seconds of your team's 6-goal thriller against one of the country's biggest clubs at 12.30am. There are millions of clever people out there who need to know all about Fulham's 0-0 draw at Wigan, so you'll just have to wait abit while we get the important stuff sorted out first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 People who put an apostrophes in plurals. ...is what it should read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 I like the groan in your moan Duracell. But everyone should be allowed to have pop at Stoke. It's what God would want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 ...is what it should read. Or "plural's", as most would try to write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 The irony of Tony Pulis calling an opposition foul a "rugby tackle". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamD Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 okay then derby fans that turn on cloughie when ever we lose pink boots bentner saying he the worlds best striker england not being on the bbc people who think the a tactical nous because there good at football managment games joey barton gary neville jon motson forest for not respecting peter taylor the south thinking they know football when their best team is portsmouth john terry anelka the french team french people leeds coventry for being a waste of space forest tyson before he moved to derby andy reid ronaldo (both of them) la liga....theres only 2 teams indian people surrporting chelsea man city that pitman bloke who turned down the prem to join bristol city for the money who ever in derby thought selling tom huddlestone was a good idea derby doing **** on the telly and coke zero...whats the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianRam Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Find it funny when Tony Pulis moans about teams using a towel to dry the ball during throw-ins, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex W Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Well then, here are a few things I disike and/or hate (Gotta let Daveo know that i'm still alive, haven't I): Arsene Wenger's view that a defence is no longer needed in football. The continued existence of Steve Evans. The fact that no matter the opposition, score or general performance, Liverpool continue to bore me. Luis Suarez and his snivelly face. Tony Hibbert continuing to fool people into thinking he's a footballer. Steven Gerrard's energy levels. Give the man a party balloon or something, he's about dead. People who think Nigel Clough is a poor manager. (Sorry Mama) Garth Crooks, he needs to calm the f*ck down and be quiet. The knowledge that someone spent £35m on Andy Carroll and meant it. The fact that we sold Darren Moore, the man was a hero. Blackburn fans having a go at Steve Kean when he has such a mediocre side to choose from. Those large tennis balls that you can get at Decathlon. Steve Evans again. Adebayo Akinfenwa's fitness coach. The distinct lack of bandana on Dean Leacock's forehead. People who are against a British team at the Olympics. I like our conquered allies, as it happens. Florent Malouda finding and then losing form twice in less time than it takes to write this sentence. The fact that the old/real Ronaldo didn't turn up at Derby for a 6-month swansong like I always hoped he would. Pedro not being clattered hard enough. If he's going to dive like that then leave a large imprint on him for your trouble. The fact that someone dared to water down solid English heritage with Spanish influence, and then had the gall to call it Jay Rodriguez and let it play for England. The Daily Mail and all it stands for. People who can't tell that Theo Robinson is a decent footballer. The fact that Theo Robinson's feet sometimes forget that they belong to a decent footballer. Adam Legdzins for having such a difficult name to spell when rushing to type. When Millwall fans have to be thanked for not rioting when West Ham turned up. Pathetic. The tragic loss of Lizzie and her cheeky smile from the Football League Show. Steve Evan's family and friends. Whoever cast the invisibility spell on Danny Webber and refused to reverse it. The awful possibility that I may be forced to discuss Nottingham Forest for an hour every week live on radio. I apologise in advance for this. The reason we haven't signed Salif Diao yet, he would be perfect for us. And last but not least, the retirement of Paul Scholes, who is without a doubt my favourite player ever. I shall miss his weekly bookings on MOTD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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