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Paul Warne, M15, & Derby County Fans


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Have to admit this made me laugh out loud…Warney goes about his clandestine football transfer dealings, ensures he puts his hand in front of his mouth so nobody can lip read, disguises himself by cunningly adopting identity-transforming various different head-gears on a daily basis, but all to no-avail when we’re talking about the forensic, all-seeing eyes 👀 of Rams who are poring over every conceivable link, blurred background photographs, keeping ever-watchful scrutiny of B&Q BBQ furniture purchases, and so on, just to see who our promised new 25-goal a season striker is. Turns out it’s Martin Waghorn all along, who has been hiding in broad daylight! Frustratingly Warne’s likened it to “MI5”. You couldn’t make it up!

Speaking yesterday Rams fans replied “We’re watching you Warney…& hint hint …we’re going to need a “bigger” striker than that! One that scores more frequently. Meanwhile M15 refused to confirm or deny reports of any other striker names. 

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M15 is a street gang in the Hulme area of Manchester. Heinous little group of boys. Hope Warney isn’t looking there for signings

Mind you, our last Mancunian reprobate did alright- Ravel 

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Apparently, M15 was to be the North Circular Road after it was brought up up to standard. This was eventually replaced by the London Orbital Motorway, which perhaps explains the going around in circles.

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