Dear Colin....

[Comrade 86]

Dear Colin…

I thought I’d drop you a line as you’ve seemed a tad uptight recently and I sense it’s playing havoc with your IBS. As such, I thought I’d offer you a few friendly pointers before you totally lose the plot and do yourself a nasty.

Well, where to start? Yesterday, I suppose. Once more you’ve managed to get your hideous beak smeared across every red-top and football forum in the land. I suppose that was your plan really but I’ve got to ask, this whole siege mentality thing you’ve been trying so hard to cultivate, how’s that working out for you? Not too well now I’d imagine and here’s my thoughts on why; Cardiff, in case you hadn’t noticed, is in Wales. And you Colin, couldn’t teach the daffodil interferers a bloody thing about hating everybody else because those ***** wrote the ******* book. In welsh schools they only have two classes; one teaches that hideous language of theirs, specifically designed to be completely unintelligible to anyone bar the Welsh. And let’s be honest here, even most Welsh people can’t speak Welsh and the other half are probably just making up silly guttural noises and pretending it’s a language – who the hell would know? The other ‘specialist subject’ is how to hate all things English with every fibre of their bodies. As such mate, you’re kind of preaching to the choir! Those ***** are now so full of hate that they’re actually turning on you and each other which I’m mildly ashamed to say, is hilariously good entertainment for the rest of us, but hardly in keeping with your masterplan, is it now?

So this whole siege thing, what this really translates as is that now everybody (bar Cardiff fans) hates Cardiff and its horrible squad of moronic players, almost as much as they hate you. What were you thinking mate? I mean, look at your chosen skipper! He might ‘run through walls’ for you (a sure sign of limited intelligence right there IMO) and he might have a choice line in abuse for our much-respected Tricky Dicky Keogh, Shacks and Pearcy, but who needs a club captain you have to trail around after with a man-sized pooper-scooper every time he’s out on the lash? Bit sh&t that is, if you’ll excuse the pun.

And after illustrating to old Nuno how to handle yourself with decorum after a pressure game by telling him to ‘**** off’ half a dozen times as he tried to shake your hand, even half the Cardiff fans now think you’re a total **** and they’re massive **** themselves, so what’s that tell you?

There’s some irony here which a man of your cultured outlook and good breeding will doubtless appreciate; amongst us Derby mob, there WAS significant respect for you with many touting your ‘good’ self as exactly the type of horrible ****** we should have employed instead of Our Gary. But I’m sorry Colin, we’d now sooner plunge headlong into the fetid bowels of hell, there to be dry-bummed for all eternity by Satan himself than have a bitter, horrible, hypocritical old **** like you anywhere near our beloved club.

Your personality notwithstanding, I don’t doubt that you’d get us into the play-offs, or even the autos, your acumen is not in question. Your character, however, most certainly is; as it is, you’ve been weighed, measured and found to be a grim, old, ranting sh%tgibbon, hell-bent on dragging your own club as well as others, along with their staff, management and players through the rancid piss-stained gutter where you’ve now chosen to ply your trade. I’d go so far as to say that you’ve probably, in the space of a few weeks and no more, made Cardiff the most hated and derided club in the entire EFL and you lot were barely on the radar a month or two back! Those Milwall **** are livid! They’ve had to change their favourite chant from, ‘nobody loves us and we don’t care’ to ‘nobody loves us but they like us more than Cardiff’ which doesn’t exactly flow off the tongue now, does it?

Anyways pal, we don’t bear grudges around here so we’ll wish you good luck with the rest of your season. We’re really, really, really looking forward to seeing you at Pride Park should the weather hold out. Tata for now mate.

xx

[Andicis]

So, errrr, I take it you're not a fan then?

[Comrade 86]

8 minutes ago, Andicis said:

So, errrr, I take it you're not a fan then?

What gave it away? 

[Ewe Ram]

According to my phone you wrote that at about 2am. If Colin is getting to you like that then call him up and shake hands. He’s surpassed himself now on the snowgate debacle, I don’t think he’s done yet. Can you imagine if they lost at Wembley? 

[StringerBell]

I don’t think he’s got an account on here.

[StockholmRam]

1 hour ago, Ewe Ram said:

According to my phone you wrote that at about 2am. If Colin is getting to you like that then call him up and shake hands. He’s surpassed himself now on the snowgate debacle, I don’t think he’s done yet. Can you imagine if they lost at Wembley? 

And lose at Wembley to us....in a rearranged game because it snowed on the allotted day. 

[Ted McMinn Football Genius]

7 hours ago, 86 points said:

Dear Colin…

I thought I’d drop you a line as you’ve seemed a tad uptight recently and I sense it’s playing havoc with your IBS. As such, I thought I’d offer you a few friendly pointers before you totally lose the plot and do yourself a nasty.

Well, where to start? Yesterday, I suppose. Once more you’ve managed to get your hideous beak smeared across every red-top and football forum in the land. I suppose that was your plan really but I’ve got to ask, this whole siege mentality thing you’ve been trying so hard to cultivate, how’s that working out for you? Not too well now I’d imagine and here’s my thoughts on why; Cardiff, in case you hadn’t noticed, is in Wales. And you Colin, couldn’t teach the daffodil interferers a bloody thing about hating everybody else because those ***** wrote the ******* book. In welsh schools they only have two classes; one teaches that hideous language of theirs, specifically designed to be completely unintelligible to anyone bar the Welsh. And let’s be honest here, even most Welsh people can’t speak Welsh and the other half are probably just making up silly guttural noises and pretending it’s a language – who the hell would know? The other ‘specialist subject’ is how to hate all things English with every fibre of their bodies. As such mate, you’re kind of preaching to the choir! Those ***** are now so full of hate that they’re actually turning on you and each other which I’m mildly ashamed to say, is hilariously good entertainment for the rest of us, but hardly in keeping with your masterplan, is it now?

So this whole siege thing, what this really translates as is that now everybody (bar Cardiff fans) hates Cardiff and its horrible squad of moronic players, almost as much as they hate you. What were you thinking mate? I mean, look at your chosen skipper! He might ‘run through walls’ for you (a sure sign of limited intelligence right there IMO) and he might have a choice line in abuse for our much-respected Tricky Dicky Keogh, Shacks and Pearcy, but who needs a club captain you have to trail around after with a man-sized pooper-scooper every time he’s out on the lash? Bit sh&t that is, if you’ll excuse the pun.

And after illustrating to old Nuno how to handle yourself with decorum after a pressure game by telling him to ‘**** off’ half a dozen times as he tried to shake your hand, even half the Cardiff fans now think you’re a total **** and they’re massive **** themselves, so what’s that tell you?

There’s some irony here which a man of your cultured outlook and good breeding will doubtless appreciate; amongst us Derby mob, there WAS significant respect for you with many touting your ‘good’ self as exactly the type of horrible ****** we should have employed instead of Our Gary. But I’m sorry Colin, we’d now sooner plunge headlong into the fetid bowels of hell, there to be dry-bummed for all eternity by Satan himself than have a bitter, horrible, hypocritical old **** like you anywhere near our beloved club.

Your personality notwithstanding, I don’t doubt that you’d get us into the play-offs, or even the autos, your acumen is not in question. Your character, however, most certainly is; as it is, you’ve been weighed, measured and found to be a grim, old, ranting sh%tgibbon, hell-bent on dragging your own club as well as others, along with their staff, management and players through the rancid piss-stained gutter where you’ve now chosen to ply your trade. I’d go so far as to say that you’ve probably, in the space of a few weeks and no more, made Cardiff the most hated and derided club in the entire EFL and you lot were barely on the radar a month or two back! Those Milwall **** are livid! They’ve had to change their favourite chant from, ‘nobody loves us and we don’t care’ to ‘nobody loves us but they like us more than Cardiff’ which doesn’t exactly flow off the tongue now, does it?

Anyways pal, we don’t bear grudges around here so we’ll wish you good luck with the rest of your season. We’re really, really, really looking forward to seeing you at Pride Park should the weather hold out. Tata for now mate.

xx

Well said @86 points and that’s the championship manager of the season right there ??‍♂️

[RadioactiveWaste]

To be honest, I've generally found Wales and Welsh people perfectly decent and friendly. But then, that's Welsh people and not "Cardiff city fans" or "people who believe in Neil Warnock"

[Pearl Ram]

I saw his post match interview this morning, old Nuno at Wolves has more class in his little finger than Warnock has in his whole body, I think he’s an embarrassment, a sore loser and a nasty piece of work. I would love it if Fulham got that second automatic place and we knocked Cardiff out of the play offs. 

I know some would prefer to beat them in the final but I’d prefer to deny him the opportunity of being at Wembley in the first place. 

[RamNut]

Quote

"I don't accept it [the apology] at all," Warnock told Sky Sports. "I think it's out of order and a total disgrace. He's got to learn in British football you have class and manners.

Class and manners.

um. 

Neil warnock, sean morrison, cardiff city........class and manners?

[cosmic]

Check out his reaction to Nuno trying to rectify things: 

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/championship/270931/championship-cardiff-manager-neil-warnock-goes-into-apoplexy-after-wolves-counterpart-nuno-forgets-to-shake-his-hand-video.html

What a delicate little flower.

[Sith Happens]

9 hours ago, 86 points said:

Dear Colin…

I thought I’d drop you a line as you’ve seemed a tad uptight recently and I sense it’s playing havoc with your IBS. As such, I thought I’d offer you a few friendly pointers before you totally lose the plot and do yourself a nasty.

Well, where to start? Yesterday, I suppose. Once more you’ve managed to get your hideous beak smeared across every red-top and football forum in the land. I suppose that was your plan really but I’ve got to ask, this whole siege mentality thing you’ve been trying so hard to cultivate, how’s that working out for you? Not too well now I’d imagine and here’s my thoughts on why; Cardiff, in case you hadn’t noticed, is in Wales. And you Colin, couldn’t teach the daffodil interferers a bloody thing about hating everybody else because those ***** wrote the ******* book. In welsh schools they only have two classes; one teaches that hideous language of theirs, specifically designed to be completely unintelligible to anyone bar the Welsh. And let’s be honest here, even most Welsh people can’t speak Welsh and the other half are probably just making up silly guttural noises and pretending it’s a language – who the hell would know? The other ‘specialist subject’ is how to hate all things English with every fibre of their bodies. As such mate, you’re kind of preaching to the choir! Those ***** are now so full of hate that they’re actually turning on you and each other which I’m mildly ashamed to say, is hilariously good entertainment for the rest of us, but hardly in keeping with your masterplan, is it now?

So this whole siege thing, what this really translates as is that now everybody (bar Cardiff fans) hates Cardiff and its horrible squad of moronic players, almost as much as they hate you. What were you thinking mate? I mean, look at your chosen skipper! He might ‘run through walls’ for you (a sure sign of limited intelligence right there IMO) and he might have a choice line in abuse for our much-respected Tricky Dicky Keogh, Shacks and Pearcy, but who needs a club captain you have to trail around after with a man-sized pooper-scooper every time he’s out on the lash? Bit sh&t that is, if you’ll excuse the pun.

And after illustrating to old Nuno how to handle yourself with decorum after a pressure game by telling him to ‘**** off’ half a dozen times as he tried to shake your hand, even half the Cardiff fans now think you’re a total **** and they’re massive **** themselves, so what’s that tell you?

There’s some irony here which a man of your cultured outlook and good breeding will doubtless appreciate; amongst us Derby mob, there WAS significant respect for you with many touting your ‘good’ self as exactly the type of horrible ****** we should have employed instead of Our Gary. But I’m sorry Colin, we’d now sooner plunge headlong into the fetid bowels of hell, there to be dry-bummed for all eternity by Satan himself than have a bitter, horrible, hypocritical old **** like you anywhere near our beloved club.

Your personality notwithstanding, I don’t doubt that you’d get us into the play-offs, or even the autos, your acumen is not in question. Your character, however, most certainly is; as it is, you’ve been weighed, measured and found to be a grim, old, ranting sh%tgibbon, hell-bent on dragging your own club as well as others, along with their staff, management and players through the rancid piss-stained gutter where you’ve now chosen to ply your trade. I’d go so far as to say that you’ve probably, in the space of a few weeks and no more, made Cardiff the most hated and derided club in the entire EFL and you lot were barely on the radar a month or two back! Those Milwall **** are livid! They’ve had to change their favourite chant from, ‘nobody loves us and we don’t care’ to ‘nobody loves us but they like us more than Cardiff’ which doesn’t exactly flow off the tongue now, does it?

Anyways pal, we don’t bear grudges around here so we’ll wish you good luck with the rest of your season. We’re really, really, really looking forward to seeing you at Pride Park should the weather hold out. Tata for now mate.

xx

Overdid it with the kisses at the end.

[Comrade 86]

4 hours ago, Ewe Ram said:

According to my phone you wrote that at about 2am. If Colin is getting to you like that then call him up and shake hands. He’s surpassed himself now on the snowgate debacle, I don’t think he’s done yet. Can you imagine if they lost at Wembley? 

All my 'work' is done at that hour or later these days. As for COlin, the only person I think he's really winding up is himself, poor little petal that he is 

1 hour ago, RadioactiveWaste said:

To be honest, I've generally found Wales and Welsh people perfectly decent and friendly. But then, that's Welsh people and not "Cardiff city fans" or "people who believe in Neil Warnock"

It's not really a serious commentary on Wales but if you've met loads of nice Welsh folk in Wales, you've probably done well. They even act like ***** at the rugby these days and that's a cardinal ******* sin amongst rugby fans. 

[Comrade 86]

2 hours ago, Ted McMinn Football Genius said:

Well said @86 points and that’s the championship manager of the season right there ??‍♂️

It's a funny one really - there's no arguing that he's done a fantastic job, nor his quality at championship level. The problem is, to coin his skipper's line of chat, he's a massive bell and pretty much a paranoid and delusional fool in other regards. 

[MuespachRam]

Best manager in the league....by miles. 

[Comrade 86]

37 minutes ago, MuespachRam said:

Best manager in the league....by miles. 

Still a massive **** though 

[MuespachRam]

28 minutes ago, 86 points said:

Still a massive **** though 

Yep, at least we have never had an arrogant, publicity hunting, opinionated successful manager before.......

[Comrade 86]

2 minutes ago, MuespachRam said:

Yep, at least we have never had an arrogant, publicity hunting, opinionated successful manager before.......

Comparing Colin to Clough?

Go home, you're drunk.

[Sparkle]

13 hours ago, 86 points said:

Dear Colin…

I thought I’d drop you a line as you’ve seemed a tad uptight recently and I sense it’s playing havoc with your IBS. As such, I thought I’d offer you a few friendly pointers before you totally lose the plot and do yourself a nasty.

Well, where to start? Yesterday, I suppose. Once more you’ve managed to get your hideous beak smeared across every red-top and football forum in the land. I suppose that was your plan really but I’ve got to ask, this whole siege mentality thing you’ve been trying so hard to cultivate, how’s that working out for you? Not too well now I’d imagine and here’s my thoughts on why; Cardiff, in case you hadn’t noticed, is in Wales. And you Colin, couldn’t teach the daffodil interferers a bloody thing about hating everybody else because those ***** wrote the ******* book. In welsh schools they only have two classes; one teaches that hideous language of theirs, specifically designed to be completely unintelligible to anyone bar the Welsh. And let’s be honest here, even most Welsh people can’t speak Welsh and the other half are probably just making up silly guttural noises and pretending it’s a language – who the hell would know? The other ‘specialist subject’ is how to hate all things English with every fibre of their bodies. As such mate, you’re kind of preaching to the choir! Those ***** are now so full of hate that they’re actually turning on you and each other which I’m mildly ashamed to say, is hilariously good entertainment for the rest of us, but hardly in keeping with your masterplan, is it now?

So this whole siege thing, what this really translates as is that now everybody (bar Cardiff fans) hates Cardiff and its horrible squad of moronic players, almost as much as they hate you. What were you thinking mate? I mean, look at your chosen skipper! He might ‘run through walls’ for you (a sure sign of limited intelligence right there IMO) and he might have a choice line in abuse for our much-respected Tricky Dicky Keogh, Shacks and Pearcy, but who needs a club captain you have to trail around after with a man-sized pooper-scooper every time he’s out on the lash? Bit sh&t that is, if you’ll excuse the pun.

And after illustrating to old Nuno how to handle yourself with decorum after a pressure game by telling him to ‘**** off’ half a dozen times as he tried to shake your hand, even half the Cardiff fans now think you’re a total **** and they’re massive **** themselves, so what’s that tell you?

There’s some irony here which a man of your cultured outlook and good breeding will doubtless appreciate; amongst us Derby mob, there WAS significant respect for you with many touting your ‘good’ self as exactly the type of horrible ****** we should have employed instead of Our Gary. But I’m sorry Colin, we’d now sooner plunge headlong into the fetid bowels of hell, there to be dry-bummed for all eternity by Satan himself than have a bitter, horrible, hypocritical old **** like you anywhere near our beloved club.

Your personality notwithstanding, I don’t doubt that you’d get us into the play-offs, or even the autos, your acumen is not in question. Your character, however, most certainly is; as it is, you’ve been weighed, measured and found to be a grim, old, ranting sh%tgibbon, hell-bent on dragging your own club as well as others, along with their staff, management and players through the rancid piss-stained gutter where you’ve now chosen to ply your trade. I’d go so far as to say that you’ve probably, in the space of a few weeks and no more, made Cardiff the most hated and derided club in the entire EFL and you lot were barely on the radar a month or two back! Those Milwall **** are livid! They’ve had to change their favourite chant from, ‘nobody loves us and we don’t care’ to ‘nobody loves us but they like us more than Cardiff’ which doesn’t exactly flow off the tongue now, does it?

Anyways pal, we don’t bear grudges around here so we’ll wish you good luck with the rest of your season. We’re really, really, really looking forward to seeing you at Pride Park should the weather hold out. Tata for now mate.

xx

This is really quite good ! You should share it other football forums and let them have a laugh 

[Comrade 86]

4 minutes ago, Sparkle said:

This is really quite good ! You should share it other football forums and let them have a laugh 

Cheers Sparkle but the only forum I'll ever be signed up for is this one.

I'm also too lazy for all that malarkey