Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Have you ever wondered if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark? How about questioning why an orange is called an orange? Maybe you're curious to know how many kittens would it take to bring Bradley Johnson to his knees? Well ladies and gentlemen. Worry no more! I've not been around for a while because I was busy completing the internet. And on Saturday I finally did it. I now know everything. So, if you have any pressing questions, no matter how bizarre they may be, I know the answer. Go on, give it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Why can you not lick your own elbow? Caveat it's still attached to the owners body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, McRamFan said: Why can you not lick your own elbow? Caveat it's still attached to the owners body. Cracking opening question. You cannot lick your own elbow because if you do you will die. It's like a reset button that god put in. Originally our tongues were 14ft long, but due to evolution they have got shorter to avoid accidental suicides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamsPolls Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Why can you get Red & Green apples but they're both called the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, RamsPolls said: Why can you get Red & Green apples but they're both called the same thing? When the world was in black and white, there was no way to tell the difference between the green and red apples. It's the same with peppers. By the time Winston Churchill invented colour, people were just used to it and decided to leave it how it was for fear of upsetting the apple cart, which incidentally is where that phrase comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggg Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, froggg said: Why? Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Can Jezza Corbyn really walk on water? Stoney Cove would be a good place to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 12 minutes ago, Phoenix said: Can Jezza Corbyn really walk on water? Stoney Cove would be a good place to start. Yes. In June he walked on the tears of Theresa May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coneheadjohn Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 I remember working at dance nights and loads of the customers used to ask me questions like this. Strange people with big pupils and funny mouths. Who'd win in a fight between a bear and a crocodile?Stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kevin Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 If the theory of evolution is correct and we came from the apes ,why are apes still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiddingsRam Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Would you rather be a human with chickens legs or a chicken with human legs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve How Hard? Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, RiddingsRam said: Would you rather be a human with chickens legs or a chicken with human legs ? I am a human with chicken legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Why do you start mildly entertaining threads such as this one Bilbo, then piss off for months on end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 hours ago, King Kevin said: If the theory of evolution is correct and we came from the apes ,why are apes still around? evolution works in 3 active stages. In this instance, it's Apes, Wayne Rooney and humans. Until we evolve further, Apes (and Wayne Rooney) will continue to walk amongst us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 52 minutes ago, RiddingsRam said: Would you rather be a human with chickens legs or a chicken with human legs ? Personally, I would rather be a chicken with human legs, but this would never happen. The offer of this trade used to be big in Glasgow in the mid 90's but only one known man was known to take it up. His name was Gary Teale. Although he went on to be a professional footballer, it came at a cost. His family rejected him and he had to live on a farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 24 minutes ago, reveldevil said: Why do you start mildly entertaining threads such as this one Bilbo, then piss off for months on end? Have you not seen the size of the internet? That s**** takes its time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoetheRam Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 This thread is genius. I want to know where Bilbo stands on the age old question of whether you would you rather be chased by 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Posted July 31, 2017 Author Share Posted July 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, JoetheRam said: This thread is genius. I want to know where Bilbo stands on the age old question of whether you would you rather be chased by 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck? I wouldn't be standing anywhere, I'd be running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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