mozza Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 According to Steve Wright , the average person farts 14 times per day ..i'm more like 14 farts per hour ..How about you lot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I am well below the "average" but there again I am neither full of **** or wind. I can believe you are a 144 a day man Mozza but even you must bow to JW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Depends on what i've ate or drank. Loads of bitter normally means plenty of beer farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 i've had cheesy beans on toast today , why do i do it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I find it strange that mine seem to smell lovely but anyone else's are vile. Is it confidence in knowing where it's come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 Why do womens farts smell sickly sweet , if i fart i laugh ,cos it's funny , if Gert farts , she's an animal .Why is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I can knock 14 put before I even get out of bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's the gluten, am tellin thee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamNut Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I never fart unless I'm in the company of her indoors.as a result she thinks i fart all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramit Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 i raise an index finger in the air before i fart and everyone runs for it. Dunno, maybe 5-6 times a day, depending on what i've eaten of course. Sometimes my rear is like a motorcycle engine but as we know those types are harmless. Knew a guy who thought his obnoxious inner odor smelled just like popcorn and he never even raised a finger the dirty scoundrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Well I think you're all dirty creatures and would assume you'd never get an invite to one of Sage's do's. flatulaence gets frowned upon. Believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyram Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I think you're all disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I think you're all disgusting.Take deep breaths LR...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 shes giving us the bums rush I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Well I think you're all dirty creatures and would assume you'd never get an invite to one of Sage's do's. flatulaence gets frowned upon. Believe me. You were too near the BBQ. I feared for my conservatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I am well below the "average" but there again I am neither full of **** or wind. I can believe you are a 144 a day man Mozza but even you must bow to JW.Gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovis aries Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 If you ask me its just a load of hot air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ladyram trumped whist waiting for the bus this morning.watch her deny it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's the gluten, am tellin thee!it certainly is, I don't eat any gluten and I cant remember the last time I blew one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It's a funny one this - l can go the whole day while at work without the need nor desire but when l get home and land in the 'safe zone'....Brrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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