Malagaram Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Where 'er you be let wind go freeIn church or chapel let it rattleDont know where I heard or read this,could it be Geoffry Chaucer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Ram Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ....or Fart Garfunkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Where 'er you be let wind go freeIn church or chapel let it rattleDont know where I heard or read this,could it be Geoffry ChaucerThink it was in the opening episode of breaking bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Where 'er you be let wind go freeIn church or chapel let it rattleDont know where I heard or read this,could it be Geoffry Chaucerwasn't he the one who wrote "May the wind be always at your back?" No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 According to Steve Wright , the average person farts 14 times per day ..i'm more like 14 farts per hour ..How about you lot ?I usually defend my little brother, but this time I'm afraid what he is doing stinks and I am steering well clear of him.For once I will not be standing close behind him, and I suggest the rest of you do the same.Now we know which way the wind blows and who has caused these winds of change.Flatulence gets you nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 it certainly is, I don't eat any gluten and I cant remember the last time I blew one off.We can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brammie Steve Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I think you're all disgusting.I couldn't agree more your Ladyship.Far too disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffsRam Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 All's I know is that the missus was unimpressed when I showed her my "turning a gas into a solid" magic trick.... Still, she was good enough at least to fetch me another pair of pants..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesterRam Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 We can!no, through the other end !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Maybe Mo5zay would like to join the Fart Club I have set up on Messenger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Dunno whether it's my diet or what but I've never burped and I very rarely pass wind. It's 1422 and I havent done one yet, maybe I fart like a trooper in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I could never trust a person who said they never farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 My missus farts, I try to act disgusted but inside I'm feeling so proud. Like hearing your son lost his virginity at 14 I guess.I started recently to cup my bumhole pre fart, makes a kind of wallop noise as it comes out, you've got to be quick and move the cupped hand to her face. She's not left me yet, I think she likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 So romantic , try holding her head under the duvet .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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