Tombo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Make it so the second half can't kick off until everyone has had time to buy their half time pie and pint, get it down them, go for a slash, and maybe also have fag if they're smokers. Anyone I deem to be taking the mickey and holding us up gets a lifetime ban. Zero tolerance policy on slowpokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I'd exterminate all motorists who sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I would make it a legal requirement for deodorant companies to explain in their publicity why it is that people need 48-hour protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it law that all biscuit packets should have a maximum dunk time warning on them. I have just misjudged a digestive and having to scrape it off some paperwork!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it law that all biscuit packets should have a maximum dunk time warning on them. I have just misjudged a digestive and having to scrape it off some paperwork!!!I think you need to go on a biscuit awareness course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it law that all biscuit packets should have a maximum dunk time warning on them. I have just misjudged a digestive and having to scrape it off some paperwork!!!try this, dip your biscuit, say "bcnram", then take out biscuit. You'll be fine with 90% of biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 try this, dip your biscuit, say "bcnram", then take out biscuit. You'll be fine with 90% of biscuitsAlso if you use a biscuit tin, make sure you put the biscuits in carefully. A hairline crack can become a fracture under tea pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Also if you use a biscuit tin, make sure you put the biscuits in carefully. A hairline crack can become a fracture under tea pressure. you idiot. You don't give the good advice away for free. The first rule of biscuit club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Also if you use a biscuit tin, make sure you put the biscuits in carefully. A hairline crack can become a fracture under tea pressure. I do give the biscuits a brief stress test first. Not so much because of over aggressive placement in biscuit tin, more because of rough handling by the supermarket shelf stackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I do give the biscuits a brief stress test first. Not so much because of over aggressive placement in biscuit tin, more because of rough handling by the supermarket shelf stackers.being as thought @sage is giving away all the good advice for free, potentially ruining enrolment figures for Biscuit Club Classes, I'll give you another bit. Try and procure your biscuits directly from the box if you can, avoiding the decanted biscuits packs that have been crudely stacked directly on the shelving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 being as thought @sage is giving away all the good advice for free, potentially ruining enrolment figures for Biscuit Club Classes, I'll give you another bit. Try and procure your biscuits directly from the box if you can, avoiding the decanted biscuits packs that have been crudely stacked directly on the shelving.Hmmmm!! That would mean me changing from Sainsbury to one of those German chains, but in the interest of not having to send out documents with dried digestive on them maybe worth considering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Hmmmm!! That would mean me changing from Sainsbury to one of those German chains, but in the interest of not having to send out documents with dried digestive on them maybe worth considering.http://www.britishonlinesupermarket.com/british-store/case-of-12x300g-mcvities-digestives-original.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Ban biscuits. They're very bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it where you have to actually speak understandable English before you can work customer service for a company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mostyn6 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it where you have to actually speak understandable English before you can work customer service for a company. mek sure dat we talk gud innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 I would tape over the mouths of people who end each sentence with rising intonation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyinLiverpool Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Am I coming across as a miserable sod here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 2, 2015 Author Share Posted September 2, 2015 Am I coming across as a miserable sod here? No more than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duracell Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 The first to be taken out and shot in my rule would be history teachers who put apostrophes in decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcnram Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Make it where you have to actually speak understandable English before you can work customer service for a company. Yes, like a biscuit is a biscuit not a scone!! Pah!! I don't know how a whole country managed to get that one wrong!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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