Rev Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 To the tune of Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants.Chris Martin, Der-byChris Martin, Der-byOur number 9 is something to be scared of. Chris Martin, Der-byChris Martin, Der-byHe scores the goals that you can only dream of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadioactiveWaste Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 to the tune of "that" Madonna songLike a wardrobefouled for the very first timelike a warrrrrdrobealways scoring all the time or Happy birthday to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I love Chris Martin so much I've made my own dead **** song for him. Too Boney M - Rasputin There lived a certain man in Norwich long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Pub owners looked at him with terror and with fear But to Norwich girls he was such a lovely dear Ch Ch Chris Martin, Derbys greatest goal machine, now there was a player that could really score Ch Ch Chris Martin, fundamental to Clements team, it would be a shame if he was ever gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needles Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornwallRam Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 He's fat, he's round and he rolls upon the ground - Chris Martin, Chris MartinHe's a jock from Norwich and he didn't cost a pound - Chris Martin, Chris Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 when Martin playswe celebrate, it will be so nice. what about Will Hughes.Will Hughes, dabble dee dabble daa, dabble dee dabble daa dabble dee dabble daa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Whats wrong with "he dives when he wants" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram a lamb a ding dong Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 To the tune of Prince Charming - Adam and the Ants.Chris Martin, Der-byChris Martin, Der-byOur number 9 is something to be scared of. Chris Martin, Der-byChris Martin, Der-byHe scores the goals that you can only dream of.probably THE best chant i have ever seen published. Would need the hand motions as well. if someone could pull this one off at the Ipro i'll chuck 50 quid in to the 1884 fund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 probably THE best chant i have ever seen published. Would need the hand motions as well. if someone could pull this one off at the Ipro i'll chuck 50 quid in to the 1884 fund And yet you couldn't find the like button, sob!Hand motions, and black and white facepaint = job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram a lamb a ding dong Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 And yet you couldn't find the like button, sob!Hand motions, and black and white facepaint = job done.will you be my fwend...??!!?? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 will you be my fwend...??!!?? :-) I'm everyone's friend, but what we need now is highwaymen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Would prefer something like:-'Cos he can't run 500 miles because he's always rolling on the floor,but the Derby fans don't give a **** just as long as Chrissy Martin scores'See that's better I think. At least a few more words are changed. With the other one you wouldn't be able to tell we weren't just belting out the Proclaimers for no reason until you heard the last 3 words. That's a lot more original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Reliably informed that Chris has been in the gym over the summer, determined to get back to full fitness. Reports from people at the training ground say he's in the best shape of his life going into pre-season. Does look slimmer in the interview. A slim Chris Martin could mean a lot, if he ups his strength and athleticism we will have one heck of a player here imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Mills Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 See that's better I think. At least a few more words are changed. With the other one you wouldn't be able to tell we weren't just belting out the Proclaimers for no reason until you heard the last 3 words. That's a lot more original.You need to change your display picture back. I don't like the new one as I don't know who you are without looking at the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 You need to change your display picture back. I don't like the new one as I don't know who you are without looking at the name.I can't go back to George, the picture change represents me becoming sick of waiting.Besides, I much prefer the picture of Will Hughes, our Aryan Wunderkind, giving some sort of right wing salute. Or maybe just saluting the right winger, I don't really know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I can't go back to George, the picture change represents me becoming sick of waiting.'Ow very selfish of you young man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 'Ow very selfish of you young man Don't 'young man' me, you're younger than I am! Some might say I'm a pretty selfish guy, but a selfish guy with a great display pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale The Ram Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Don't 'young man' me, you're younger than I am! Some might say I'm a pretty selfish guy, but a selfish guy with a great display pic. You are younger at heart... That's what matters. Some (not pointing fingers but @Chris Mills) may say it has caused a disturbance of the very credibility of your posts and indeed your profile Some people just want to see the world burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 You are younger at heart... That's what matters. Some (not pointing fingers but @Chris Mills) may say it has caused a disturbance of the very credibility of your posts and indeed your profile Some people just want to see the world burn Nope, sorry Dale and Chris, I won't budge on this one. Not the first time this has had to be proclaimed this summer but Will is staying for the foreseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_DCFC_1994 Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 I would walk 500 miles,And i would 500 more,Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to see Chris Martin score. Da Da Da! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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