Sexydadbod Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 No. His weight is useful to his game But maybe he could replace it with muscle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
climbon Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 But maybe he could replace it with muscle? He needs something to help cushion the fall when he gets heinously pushed overby dirty cheating defenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 But maybe he could replace it with muscle? No difference then. He's still slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 But maybe he could replace it with muscle? ffs he is not fat. No footballer these days is fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexydadbod Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 ffs he is not fat. No footballer these days is fat. Well I present you with Jeroen Verhoeven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turdburgler Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 The thing with Martin is, although his legs aren't the fastest, his brain is, which makes up for it. Which is how it should stay. If he went on a crash diet and lost a couple of stone and suddenly became quicker over 5 yards would he be better?? I don't think so, as he probably has never played as a shoulder forward like Bent does, and he'd lose his strength. He'd be a square peg in a round hole. He is what he is. A brute of forward with superb appreciation of what is happening around him without looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Well I present you with Jeroen Verhoeven Obscure keeper, That showed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I didn't think he had his best game today but he still scored with his one real chance, he still occupied two of the biggest, strongest centre halves in the division and he still broke up the Ipswich play by winning numerous free kicks. For someone to have that much of an impact when he wasn't on top of his game (IMO) shows how key he is to us and how great a player he is. I love the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 Sure i heard it was his 100th goal as a professional today .. if this is so 'Congratulations on your 100th goal Chrissie' heres to the next 100 .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t'oldu Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 He uses his bum to hold off defenders like Gabbi did. But he can't jump like a trout !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 ffs he is not fat. No footballer these days is fat. http://images.sportinglife.com/10/12/330/Andy-Reid_2545891 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Andy Reid is fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgford Ram Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 There was a time yesterday when he had his hands on his hips and it pulled his shirt tight across his stomach and yes it wasn't flat. Thing is, if he was quick as well as all his other attributes he'd never be at Derby so shhhhh and give him another pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 He's big because every time he scores Schteve gives him a biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Wish I was as fat as Martin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archram Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Perhaps he's wearing a protective vest! After some games he must be a mass of bruises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 In the 10 years that I've been a supporter, Martin's easily my favourite player. I can't believe he's already on 18 goals this season and we're only half way. To get that sort of return 2 seasons in a row, with a 100% fitness record must put him at at least 10 mil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t'oldu Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Andy Reid is fat Will he be back next Sat ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Andy Reid is fat He also said footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brazilianram Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 If we're talking about fat footballers, I must present you all with Fat Walter from Fluminense. http://www.sieso.es/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131201-235253 Worst thing is he is quite decent, scores goals for fun here in Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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