Alph Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 Both already ST holders.... I would hazard a guess at the youngest being banned first.... Honestly, get him to Sam Allardyce ASAP. You're sitting on a fortune there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Burn him! Ban him! At least change his avatar to a picture of massive penis!! Please tell me you don't park in the parent and child parking bays at supermarkets?! You do, don't you? I have a 2 year old, so yes I do. Oh and Merc & Range Rover drivers are worst at parent & child / disabled violations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Can anyone help solve the mystery of people who drive around with their fog lights on ALL YEAR ROUND. Do they think it looks impressive? Have they forgotten to turn them off? Or do some cars simply force you to keep your lights on all the time? ps, even though there's a valid reason to have xenon headlights, any time I see a car with them on it immediately makes me think the driver must be a ********, whatever the car. I also think you must be wrong in the head to drive a Smart car, and Minis are stupid too. I agree about the fog lights thing & it has got worse since more cars nowadays have the daytime running LED lights on all the time. I know people who leave them on so that others think they've got daytime lights - no idea why & they're not even BMW drivers, honest. I remember when it just used to be Volvos who had their lights on constantly (because it was the law in Sweden). I also hate the xenon lights & not sure if this is just me but sometimes in the rear view mirror, it sometimes looks like a blue light and I think I've got a police car behind me. Totally random but I stopped at the A1 services at Grantham this week & saw a Ferrari parked up with its' roof down and it had been pissing down for about 10 minutes. Everyone was taking photos of it & presumably the driver was having a dump (because presumably a Ferrari driver hasn't stopped for a Ginsters sausage roll), blissfully unaware. Made me chuckle anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McRamFan Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Is it legal to have a bag of marbles in the door tray and chuck them behind you when they get so close you can see the whites of their eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davenportram Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Doesn't Dav have thing for Badgers? You had to open old wounds. Cullings too good for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Is it legal to have a bag of marbles in the door tray and chuck them behind you when they get so close you can see the whites of their eyes? BMW drivers' eyes are generally just black or red aren't they. Maybe it's just me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mondeos make great tanks yer know. Perfect for pulverising badgers with. I don't hurt animals. Only humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted September 4, 2014 Author Share Posted September 4, 2014 I have a 2 year old, so yes I do. Oh and Merc & Range Rover drivers are worst at parent & child / disabled violations. Audi drivers are bad too. Too busy to walk!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Nothing wrong with BMW drivers, mine has slowed me down. Just found the breaks the other week.. Marvellous things. Fookin furry dice get in the way sometimes.. Just petty jealousy from the Skoda drivers on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 what do you call a Skoda , with a sunroof ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 what do you call a Skoda , with a sunroof ? Go on then... Expensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Go on then... Expensive? A skip .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondJovi Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had a complete twonk driving behind me the other day. So close I could see his fecking stubble in my mirror and his 3 ugly mates. I wasn't even going slow. He kept swerving out to see if he could overtake...now I am no expert but why not just back the **** off and give space you total ****. Had to brake like an idiot to let him back him, part of me wishes I just rammed the fecker. And good call picking a blind bent to overtake. I hate most other drivers, don't care if you want to put yourself in a ditch, just don't get me involved! And yes...BMW drivers = tossers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a complete twonk driving behind me the other day. So close I could see his fecking stubble in my mirror and his 3 ugly mates. I wasn't even going slow. He kept swerving out to see if he could overtake...now I am no expert but why not just back the **** off and give space you total ****. Had to brake like an idiot to let him back him, part of me wishes I just rammed the fecker. And good call picking a blind bent to overtake. I hate most other drivers, don't care if you want to put yourself in a ditch, just don't get me involved! And yes...BMW drivers = tossers. What you trying to say??? Get to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Had a tw@t tailgating me today. You can guess the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarena Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Had a tw@t tailgating me today. You can guess the rest. Forest fan driving a BMW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Forest fan driving a BMW? It was near Nottingham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 One cut me off today, and I almost ran off the road, just to get to a Burger King ten seconds quicker(Not that he needed it as I dare say he weighed 300+ lbs).Fat piece of sh@t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I usually go to matches with a group of distant relatives. One of whom is a cousin who had previously made what I assumed to be tongue in cheek comments about BMW drivers. She was visibly gutted, however, the first time I turned up outside her house in my Beemer. You'd think I'd just stamped on her kitten. She actually doesn't seem to like me as much ever since that day, now I think about it. The green eyed monster is a terrible thing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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