-JW- Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Oh Richard Keogh you are the love of my life Oh Richard Keogh I'd let you shag my wife Oh Richard Keogh I want a ginger beard too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 We're fcked when Inverurie sees this thread...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Jonny russle gold boy he came from scotland He heard mighty derby he plays on the right he play on the left no one knows were going next oh jonny russle we love derby derby derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Jonny Russell gold boy he came from scotland He heard mighty derby he plays on the right he play on the left no one knows were going next oh jonny Russell we love derby derby derby. Well it's original, I'll give you that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I don't understand how the old trio chocolate ads haven't been turned to keeeeeeogh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyDyer Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Oh jakey buxton, Flipped a coin and won a buxom... Blonde with her nips out, Slapped her in the face and bummed her... Derby Derby derby... (Repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Oh jakey Buxton, Flipped a coin and won a buxom... Blonde with her nips out, Slapped her in the face and bummed her... Derby Derby derby... (Repeat) At last! One the kids can join in with no swearing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Uttoxram 75, I've managed to DIY myself and accidentally lock myself in a wardrobe, so haven't seen this post, argh sh1te I've just stood on a brolly...........do you think these lyrics might catch on? Or we could try.....John Player 75, don't try and smoke kid, just staying alive, don't try DIY, when you live in a dive.....oh chris martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uttoxram75 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Uttoxram 75, I've managed to DIY myself and accidentally lock myself in a wardrobe, so haven't seen this post, argh sh1te I've just stood on a brolly...........do you think these lyrics might catch on? Or we could try.....John Player 75, don't try and smoke kid, just staying alive, don't try DIY, when you live in a dive.....oh chris martin You sure the wardrobe incident was an accident? Where was the missus at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverurie Ram Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 You sure the wardrobe incident was an accident? Where was the missus at the time? I don't have a shed yet, so I'm claiming the wardrobe, it's mine, it's currently full of soldiers with robes on, it's like a mix of Dad's Army meets Up Pompei meets Plebs and Carry on Doctor in here, so the misses can stay where she is, currently hopping round the bedroom, saying something about been bit on the foot. Looks like we are all off to the doctors again, medication time, and no I didn't see the Northern Lights, no poxy light in this wardrobe, not even a Jamie with his magic torch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 To the tune of Oh Bobby Bobby.... Oh Willy Willy, Willy, Willy Willy, Willy Willy Hughes Think that could get funny with a bit of emphasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I've said it before and i'll say it again, NO TEAM has ever sang this true playground classic... Ohhhhhhh.... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Martin, Martin, I see him firing goalwards Martin, Martin, fires in the net And he passed the ball to set you up La la la la la flies over the wall Fine old Martin hits it every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I've said it before and i'll say it again, NO TEAM has ever sang this true playground classic... Ohhhhhhh.... IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves I know a song that will get on your nerves Get on your nerves, get on your nerves What's the song? You claim to know it but I'm not seeing any evidence, just you writing about some annoying song that you know. I think you're full of **** and don't actually know this annoying song of which you speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 What's the song? You claim to know it but I'm not seeing any evidence, just you writing about some annoying song that you know. I think you're full of **** and don't actually know this annoying song of which you speak. Isn't it a Chuckle Brothers thing? Also - who was the player in recent times (last 10 years I reckon) who we had a song for but it involved an abbreviation/amendment to his name and he reportedly hated it? My mind has gone blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramarab Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I think we lack songs for our players! It would be brilliant to have a song for every player. Some songs we do have for players lack originality such as singing 'super Johnny Russell' if you look at Dundees videos of him the fans used to put his name in the heartbeat song.... As awful as that sounds I think it would get the crowd going a bit more! I'll think you'll find, he was signed from Dundee United, not Dundee (the **** team in the next division down) This is the song you're on about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HydwwSZGmuw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stive Pesley Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Also - who was the player in recent times (last 10 years I reckon) who we had a song for but it involved an abbreviation/amendment to his name and he reportedly hated it? My mind has gone blank I remembered - it was Tom Huddlestone He hated the "Oh Tommy Tommy! Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Huddlestone!" chant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossieram Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Always liked the John O'Hare song. He's here he's there he's every fooking where John O'Hare John O'Hare. Then it came out that he wasn't happy with the bad language, So some changed it to, He's here he's there he's asked us not to swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodleyRam Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Always liked the John O'Hare song. He's here he's there he's every fooking where John O'Hare John O'Hare. Then it came out that he wasn't happy with the bad language, So some changed it to, He's here he's there he's asked us not to swear! It's that humour I think we lack these days. Very rarely do we come up with something funny and original. I suppose it's probably a bit indicative of the game as a whole, fewer stand out personalities, no encouragement to approach things differently for fear of criticism and generally a watered down experience designed to make money and fit in with the norm. I don't know what can be done to reclaim the game but i think it's a bit of a shame that everything is so bland, unchallenging and vanilla these days. Even the die hards spend most of their time copying other team's fans! Depressing rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackNwhites Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Forsyth laaa la la laaaa laaa etc... He's Craig Forsyth And he's alright Nice to see you, to see you niiiice Forsyth and his name's Craig Forsyth Forsyth and he seems very nice Forsyth well he makes it look easy His name's Forsyth and I say that it's nice to see you, to see you niiiiice laaa la la laaa laaa Forsyth etc... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk blackNwhites likes this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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