Dimmu Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 How 'bout dis muvva: Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay) Under my umbrella (Ella ella, ay ay ay ay, ay ay) Not sure what tune tho Raining blood. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gcdcfc28 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Seriously this kid needs a Hall Of Fame section on here. In the past week alone: Made a banner in protest against the owners - only for it to be wrote on one of his old Maths books. Compared a 17 year old Mason Bennett to a 6'3 Paolo Wanchope Mentioned numerous times Masons quick legs... A fascination with pulling a white rabbit out a hat Attempted a protest against the Americans, only for it to be held in his local Library's bog Compared Mr McClaren to Paul Daniels Wanted Bennett and Ball to be the first choice partnership Attempted to write a song which would make even Justin Bieber look intelligent Wanting the owners out, but is now writing love songs about the man they employed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Steve only magicean that is Steve McClaren is magic that is all i can think of right now This is the best post ever. I love the structure. First line poetic, 2nd line short but vital, then the surreal twist of the third. Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Seriously this kid needs a Hall Of Fame section on here. In the past week alone: Made a banner in protest against the owners - only for it to be wrote on one of his old Maths books. Compared a 17 year old Mason Bennett to a 6'3 Paolo Wanchope Mentioned numerous times Masons quick legs... A fascination with pulling a white rabbit out a hat Attempted a protest against the Americans, only for it to be held in his local Library's bog Compared Mr McClaren to Paul Daniels Wanted Bennett and Ball to be the first choice partnership Attempted to write a song which would make even Justin Bieber look intelligent Wanting the owners out, but is now writing love songs about the man they employed Which is why we love him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ariotofmyown Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 I've taken what B4 has, and eleborated a bit: "My only admission is that Steve's a Magician, Soaring like a pidgeon is his only mission. Like nuclear fission we'll split up the opposition. With impeccible vision, he won't need an optician. He has endless ambition to improve our position With great precision we'll attack like pidgeons" That's all I've got so far. I'd like to get the word pidgeon in there 3 or 4 more times. Maybe something about a dirty hat, like the post above. Good effort but i think you can first the first 2 lines in tge place of "steve mclarens black n white army" then the third instead of the claps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Seriously this kid needs a Hall Of Fame section on here. In the past week alone: Made a banner in protest against the owners - only for it to be wrote on one of his old Maths books. Compared a 17 year old Mason Bennett to a 6'3 Paolo Wanchope Mentioned numerous times Masons quick legs... A fascination with pulling a white rabbit out a hat Attempted a protest against the Americans, only for it to be held in his local Library's bog Compared Mr McClaren to Paul Daniels Wanted Bennett and Ball to be the first choice partnership Attempted to write a song which would make even Justin Bieber look intelligent Wanting the owners out, but is now writing love songs about the man they employed You forget him saying we need a player like King Kazley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B4ev6is Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Hey still dont like the yanks but today you could see steve had really worked with them and closing the gab on top 6 were not a million miles top 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I would just like to put a disclaimer in about Steve McC shagging cinderella. There is no foundation to this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Hey still dont like the Americans but today you could see Steve had really worked with them and closing the gab on top 6 were not a million miles top 3. Maybe the Canadians agree with you that this team has potential to get promoted and so feel any large investments are unnecessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I think Steve McClaren will be good for us. I have always rated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I would just like to put a disclaimer in about Steve McC shagging cinderella. There is no foundation to this story. He does vaguely resemble a pumpkin. Bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 He does vaguely resemble a pumpkin. Bless him.wixman? How can you resemble our leader to a pumpkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 He's kinda roundish and orangey. And smiley, I've always considered pumpkins to be fairly smiley. Not like a carved scarey halloween pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I'll sleep on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archram Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 That must have been uncomfortable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Is he taking the p*ss with this 'new chant' or? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Nah he's not, most know he's got learning difficulties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateDerby Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I reckon he meant this one... Oh McClaren's f*ckin' magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he heard from Derby, He said I fancy that, He didn't sign for QPR, Left Forest 'coz they're *****, He signed for Derby County, 'Coz they're f*cking dynamite. It's an old Keane song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Why would they sing about McClaren in a Keane song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Old McClaren is a ram ei ei o And in his team he has a Hughes ei e....... Can't remember the rest but was gonna be ***** anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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