Grumpy Git

Can't see a result here, unless we collapse? 😭

12 hours ago, B4ev6is said:

Can we join forces with there fans like we did with scornthorp fans help get rid of there owner surely something we can do to help there club.

B4, that's the most polite spelling of that town's name I've ever seen, well done. 😉

15 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

Thomson finally got the breakthrough. He's having a great game, need someone else to step up as well...

Sounds like Scrimshaw tried, until the umpire from Sussex intervened? 😁

Has Scrimshaw injured himself, as another bowler appears to have completed his NINE ball over?

5 hours ago, Foreveram said:

..... the 7G wifi is rubbish and the escalators don’t work but the atmosphere is shyte.

Reminds me of Manchester Airport

Derbyshire tail doing us proud. Less than 30 behind, 8 wkts down.

Be nice to get another batting point and a small lead.

4 minutes ago, angieram said:

We haven't got one yet!

The Government are still paying their consultant mates outrageous amounts to talk bollox on the proposals.

FTFY

6 hours ago, REDCAR said:

Good riddance.

(just trying to balance the tred)

You need to go to Quickfit or ATS?

1 hour ago, jimbo jones said:

Du Plooy dropped in the slips on one

Didn't realise we were playing Yorkshire! 😉

................... and Dropsy Bairstow keeps his place in an unchanged squad for the fourth test at OT.

Absolutely SHOCKING decision. 😡

1 hour ago, Rev said:

No more Carling?

Please let it be so.

Being replaced with Fosters.

2 hours ago, Henrycav81 said:

I think Bairstow’s poor form with the gloves is affecting his batting 

He's never been test standard with the gloves.

Foakes in for Bairstow for OT, otherwise unchanged.

Bairstow's got no right to be picked as a batter whatsoever after six attempts to prove himself.

Bairstow is definitly as thick as a pudding.

Can't keep and can't bat, but he's mates with Stokes, FFS

30 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said:

I just get the feeling we gave them 30 or 40 runs too many today.

Twas ever thus.

Its the hope........

12 minutes ago, TuffLuff said:

I think it’s a bit like some Derby teams we’ve seen in recent years, players may be putting in 100% effort for a manager and trying to make a project work, but if they aren’t quite convinced or have any doubt about what they are trying to do it simply won’t wok consistently 

I have the same problem with my foo yung.

5 minutes ago, AndyinLiverpool said:

Are the England cricket team the thickest team ever?

Thickest anything of anytime ever. Totally brain dead.

1 minute ago, Reggie Greenwood said:

Not a clever shot ( or non shot ) from Woakes last over before lunch. 

England batters have the collective IQ lower than an amoeba.

13 minutes ago, SKRam said:

Yesterday Root was more the guilty which has cost us this. He knows that and is hurting. We’ve become a sub standard fielding side this series which is alarming 

Why do practice catching beteen tests when you can go golfing instead?

6 minutes ago, PistoldPete said:

Ali must be the most frustrating of batsmen. He looks good and then plays a stupid shot. 

Smith had only just moved to fine leg and he duly obliges first ball after, FFS.

Only hope we have with Bairstow, is that he gets injured, because his place seems sacrosanct.

Unfortunately the Ashes will be history anyway, so it'll ultimately make no difference.

Just now, JakeDCFC said:

No clue why Bairstow is even trying to play that ball

Because he's as thick as pigshit.

Aussie are going to get England out for less than 150 at this rate.

0-5 whitewash anyone?

Christ our batters are bloody brainless.