Grumpy Git

On 21/05/2023 at 13:13, Sparkle said:

Anyway more likely to end up at Preston Bell End 

FTFY

40 minutes ago, Ghost of Clough said:

................................. He's a CF who is poor in the air, can't dribble, rarely shoots and doesn't create anything for others.

Apart from that, he sounds like a world beater.

I'll drive down to Cardiff and fetch him mesel.

Maybe it'll rain non-stop for the next 48 hours? 🙏

Labuschagne plays one straight out of the England playbook!!!

Didn't review an LBW given not out and it was knocking-over leg stump. England's confidence is totally shot.

15 hours ago, sage said:

Most people who go to the UK seaside for a holiday never go in the sea. Many of them don't even go on the beach.  Why do we do it? 

Havn't you seen the news about sh*t on the shore at Blackpool?

30 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

You went to Henry Cavendish...I was at Olive Eden,

 

I thought she was the ugly bird in 'On The Buses'?

1 minute ago, Henrycav81 said:

.......... well they’re not a very good advert for private schools 

Do you really think intelligence has anything to do with "doing well" after a private education?

You only need look at our last PM but one for the evidence.

5 minutes ago, cstand said:

Wow just seen the score. 

Aussies took 5/40-odd this morning. With the exception of Stokes, all the batters gave their wickets away.

That batting display was almost a Derbyshire-esque performance of pulling a defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Bit part spinner making it look easy, FFS.

Un-fecking believable.

Pigshit doesn't even come close.

10 minutes ago, Mick Brolly said:

Was root the only one who couldn't see the trap they'd set

They're all dipshits.

We'll be all out for 300 at this rate, shocking batting.

Today was like England winning the lottery, then this afternoon setting fire to the cheque.

19 minutes ago, Henrycav81 said:

Could be a bit of momentum change in the last half hour 

Lyon looks to have done his calf muscle and Root as just been caught off a no ball

England batters must all have an IQ in the 50's?

Olli Pope = NVB (not very bright).

15 hours ago, jimbobram said:

 ........  or with a view to a perm.  

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On 18/06/2023 at 00:10, cstand said:

Have you thought about pre match minibus to Derby games and back to your pub. 
 

A minibus! How very dare you, we're not Burton Albion you know.

Nothing less than a 52 seater will do.

1 minute ago, Will Hughes Hair said:

Or Ross McCarrot! But only if he comes from a big club like Stenhousemuir,  obviously.

FTFY.

4 minutes ago, jimbo jones said:

 ........ we’ve been well on top and had the chance to win but just not been able to do it.

A bit like England in the first test!

Draw. 😬

In hindsight, maybe should have declared sooner?

Pollock gone, can we take 4 wickets off the last 10 overs?

I think we're done? 😪

Its like a 20/20 game at the moment, without the wickets.

Worcs hitting 8 an over!

578/5 declared, a lead of 341. 👋

du Plooy 238 no.

Dal 141 no.

Ton up for Dal. 👋

525/5 and a second double-hundred partnership for Leus du Plooy.

Edit: Dal hits two successive sixes in the next over, lead up to 303 and then is dropped. 🤣

Dal 117 no, du Plooy 228 no.