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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Brammie Steve in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from mozza in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
It's no longer PC to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:-
an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Kiwi, an American, a S African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, A Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club. The bouncer said " sorry I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from rammieib in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper. He gave 13. I told him he'd given one too many but he said "that one's a freebie "
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
I bought 12 bees from a beekeeper. He gave 13. I told him he'd given one too many but he said "that one's a freebie "
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight
After watching an episode of Plebs where Grumio was going to make Surf and Turf meals that rhymed, such as Eel and Veal or Clam and Ham, I decided to make Salmon and Gammon. Not a match made in heaven. Not recommended.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight
After watching an episode of Plebs where Grumio was going to make Surf and Turf meals that rhymed, such as Eel and Veal or Clam and Ham, I decided to make Salmon and Gammon. Not a match made in heaven. Not recommended.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from cstand in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Man goes in a pub. His tie is fastened with a clip. The barman says "Out! We don't like your tie pin here"
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Turk Thrust reacted to TramRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
The Wife and I are going out to celebrate our 40th anniversay, My wife walked into the bedroom and twirled round.
I said what's that for.
She replied, I wore this on our 1st date all those years ago and it still fits.
I said....it's a scarf!
I had my 1st Indian meal last night, It was a Chicken Tarka, It's a bit like Chickin Tikka...but a little Otter.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Chester40 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
The latest phrase to add to my list of phrases that for some reason really annoy me (ie beginning an answer with "so..."; back in the day; it is what it is; and same old, same old) is "from the get go". What a stupid phrase. I know it's an abbreviated form of " get ready, get set, go" but what's wrong with "from the start"?
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from ramit in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
People (and lots of posters on here) using "of" instead of "have". As in "could of "should of".
I'm in my 70s and can't recall ever anyone saying (or writing) this years ago. It's not dialect it's just lazy.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from LittleEatonRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Agree. But that doesn't excuse people actually writing "could of"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Agree. But that doesn't excuse people actually writing "could of"
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from I know nothing in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
People (and lots of posters on here) using "of" instead of "have". As in "could of "should of".
I'm in my 70s and can't recall ever anyone saying (or writing) this years ago. It's not dialect it's just lazy.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Why do people say that something is "cheap at half the price"? Of course everything is cheap if it's half the price. The phrase is "cheap at twice the price" meaning that even if it costs twice as much it would still be cheap. Grrr!
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mostyn6 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Why do people say that something is "cheap at half the price"? Of course everything is cheap if it's half the price. The phrase is "cheap at twice the price" meaning that even if it costs twice as much it would still be cheap. Grrr!
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
She said You show me your collection of old rags and I'll show you my bosom. It was tit for tat
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from ramit in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from I know nothing in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
She said You show me your collection of old rags and I'll show you my bosom. It was tit for tat
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Turk Thrust reacted to froggg in What are you eating tonight
Aberdeen Angus Tomahawk Steak, griddled medium rare, served with leftovers from yesterday, all washed down with a glass of Rioja Tinto.
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Turk Thrust got a reaction from JoetheRam in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Irritated rather than annoyed but it's that much overused word "absolutely". You hear it all the time in answer to a question or anything requiring a yes or indeed
Q Are you going out tonight? A Absolutely!" I think it's going to be hot today. Absolutely.
Q Do you think we will win? A Absolutely
Ok I've had my say. Do you think I should now go and lie down? Absolutely!
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