Turk Thrust

It may be that the two bottles of Malbec aren’t helping, but I don’t get it, hic!

Went to the West Ham v Manure match today. Manure were abysmal. A shadow of their former selves, Rashford hopeless

Yes, I always knew it as the spelling in Mexico where it originated- piñata, pronounced as pinyata. It has a duberry over the n.

Thus proving this forum does contain nuts 😆

A man has been arrested for throwing a bottle of Domestos over a vicar. He was charged with a bleach of the priest!

Watched him at the match against West Ham. Not his best game. Was substituted. But would love for him to come back to Derby in the twilight of his career

The first time I have watched Derby live for a long time. Thought we were pretty awful in the first half, better second half but then I have to remember that it’s League 1 football. Orient could have been 2 up in the first 30 minutes if they had better finishing. But we came much better later. Thought Orient’s Agye looked pretty good. Worth persuing perhaps

I live just four tube stops from Leyton in leafy Woodford and my neighbour is an Orient STH who has managed to get me a ticket. Sitting with Orient fans. Nice bunch though.

I like Wilder and think that he could get them to leave us with that record! BTW it was last called the Premiership in 2001!

From my German O level GCE in 1964, I think Krau means Crow. So I assume a Krauhouse is a what? A house for crows? Hmm not sure as there is no word House in German, it’s Haus. Unless it’s been anglicised. Ooh my brain hurts. Time for a brandy methinks

Well at least with standing areas, you can easily relieve yourself

I’m 77 and have had three knee replacements (no I haven’t got three knees) so there’s no way I could stand for a whole match

Rissoles And Mushrooms Stew? Ooh sorry just been watching Masterchef

Strange place to have a pussy……

Mendez Laing 6????????

He rarely has a soggy bottom

And three relegations from the Championship

Hi. Yes indeed. I worked for 30 years on British aid and World Bank funded projects from Malaysia to the Caribbean but mainly in African countries. Somalia was the scariest, Ethiopia the best. Most African countries are football mad, Premier League obviously but most know all about the Rams

They do like their footie in Salone. Been there 4 times on work. Last time I was arrested as a spy and put in Wilberforce Barracks prison. In Freetown of all places. British High Commissioner had to get me out. But lovely people.

Sir Galahad rescued a fair maiden from the clutches of an evil Baron. Together they rode away on his mighty steed until they came to a river. “Don’t worry” he told her. “We can jump the river”. “Oh good” she said “I could do with good knight’s leap” I’ll get me coat……

Just back from the match. West Ham probably just warranted the win but I have to say that Forest looked good

My aunt owned the Queens Hotel in Crompton Street. Small world and all that………

You’re in Laceby Acres, in Lincs?