Turk Thrust

Or even Ham

Well West Han seem to do well with “I’m forever blowing bubbles” !!!

So that’s twice knightly…. I’ll get me coat

2-1 Collins

London based fans will be interested to know that the Rams Supporters London branch will be meeting at the Redwood Bar in London Bridge station to watch the match. Games against Fleetwood and Burton should be back at the usual venue the Stage Door near Waterloo

Let’s do all the way. …….or a lose

Ah with a clear head I get it, and yes I am and yes she does

It may be that the two bottles of Malbec aren’t helping, but I don’t get it, hic!

Went to the West Ham v Manure match today. Manure were abysmal. A shadow of their former selves, Rashford hopeless

Yes, I always knew it as the spelling in Mexico where it originated- piñata, pronounced as pinyata. It has a duberry over the n.

Thus proving this forum does contain nuts 😆

A man has been arrested for throwing a bottle of Domestos over a vicar. He was charged with a bleach of the priest!

Watched him at the match against West Ham. Not his best game. Was substituted. But would love for him to come back to Derby in the twilight of his career

The first time I have watched Derby live for a long time. Thought we were pretty awful in the first half, better second half but then I have to remember that it’s League 1 football. Orient could have been 2 up in the first 30 minutes if they had better finishing. But we came much better later. Thought Orient’s Agye looked pretty good. Worth persuing perhaps

I live just four tube stops from Leyton in leafy Woodford and my neighbour is an Orient STH who has managed to get me a ticket. Sitting with Orient fans. Nice bunch though.

I like Wilder and think that he could get them to leave us with that record! BTW it was last called the Premiership in 2001!

From my German O level GCE in 1964, I think Krau means Crow. So I assume a Krauhouse is a what? A house for crows? Hmm not sure as there is no word House in German, it’s Haus. Unless it’s been anglicised. Ooh my brain hurts. Time for a brandy methinks

Well at least with standing areas, you can easily relieve yourself

I’m 77 and have had three knee replacements (no I haven’t got three knees) so there’s no way I could stand for a whole match

Rissoles And Mushrooms Stew? Ooh sorry just been watching Masterchef

Strange place to have a pussy……

Mendez Laing 6????????

He rarely has a soggy bottom

And three relegations from the Championship