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They have it in stock at Long Eaton which i guess is where your deliveries come from, but not in the Derby Tescos

Went to Tesco at Heanor. My first time in a shop since March 18th.
They don't stock it there 
I bought some oven chips and went home in high dudgeon. Which was odd because I'd arrived in a Ford Focus..

Just had home made Sheekh Kebabs. Pitta bread, cabbage, yoghurt and mint. 
 

Just had home made Sheekh Kebabs. Pitta bread, cabbage, yoghurt and mint. 
 

Tomorrow, we knock back the first of the Tesco-bought Tripel Karmeleit 75 cl bottles. 4 more on order for next Thursday.

Public Service Announcement II - LIDL.
The Van Steenberge boxes are back in stock from today.
Gulden Draak, Gulden Draak 9000, Piraat, Piraat Tripel Hop, Bornem Dubbel and Bornem Tripel in a box costing £12.

Can you give me the recipe for that sauce?
Hang on while I get my penne.
 

I've got a lardon just imagining it.

Can you give me the recipe for that sauce?
Hang on while I get my penne.
 

I realised after I typed that it sounded conceited but thought fook it. 

Andy has never beaten me. Not that he can't because he is very good. Just not yet.  

You are officially off my non-existent Christmas Card list

My recollection of that film is that it never gets interesting. It's hot, they go for a drive, they get where they are going.

He's just not feeling peckish.

Not eating it tonight - it was just a practice until my order of 5 kg of durum flour arrives later today, but I just made some Peshwari naans. We ate 1 and are freezing the other two to have with a curry I am making on Saturday.
Utterly exquisite - soft, spongy yet firm to the teeth, with a gorgeous gooey filling.

Or maybe they are scared and confused by this entire situation and live alone with nobody to look after them?
Just a radical commie thought brought about by being brought up my lesbian male parents who used to knit yogurt, hug snakes and prayed twice a day facing Greenham Common.

Just had a 750ml bottle of Tripel Karmaliet (8.4%) in the sun reading a WW2 book. Feeling happy, a little tipsy and slightly sleepy. Happy days. 

After a few years I watched Rio Bravo once again. It still works. A great western. 

Years ago there was nothing on at the cinema, so as a compromise myself and the missus went to see one of the Twilight films (possibly 2nd or 3rd having not seen the others). A female colleague loved them and had been banging on about how amazing they were...I wasn't convinced but thought it was probably a Robert Pattinson female thing so let's get some brownie points and how bad can it be anyway ? 
An hour in omg I was dying inside but saying nothing, thinking I didnt want to spoil the night... The missus touched my arm and whispered.... 
'This is poo, shall we go'.. 
I think I have never loved her more. 

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

This is my favourite bit.
Some absolute tool decides lockdown doesn't apply to him and scooters off to see his mate, ends up in A&E stinking of booze, complaining that the doctor doesn't speak proper English, slurring all over the nurses about his forum fundraising whilst simultaneously costing the overstretched NHS a fortune in ambulance call outs, x rays, painkillers... yeah... I bet she was well impressed with you ???

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.