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Parsnip got a reaction from ThePrisoner in What are you eating tonight
I think i've got a bag of sweetcorn in the freezer. I'll have that tonight.
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Parsnip reacted to sage in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Women who don't give my ball back when it lands in their garden.
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Parsnip got a reaction from McRainy in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
OMG looks like she's dressed herself for a nice meal and drinks out somewhere or summat for her birthday rather than a rummage through the local tip!
Talk about high maintenance.
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Parsnip reacted to Gritstone Ram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
The England football team visited an orphanage in Russia today.
"It's so sad to see there faces with no hope", said Vladimir age 6.
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Parsnip reacted to Stive Pesley in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Two dogs sat in the pub
1st Dog: "do you want to hear a joke?"
2nd Dog: "yeah go on then"
1st Dog: "OK....Knock, Knock"
2nd Dog: <goes beserk>
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Parsnip got a reaction from froggg in Beer Thread
I'd be crapping through the eye of a needle after that lot!
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Parsnip reacted to i-Ram in Beer Thread
All of them would seem like they might taste better with a splash or two of Lemonade.
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Parsnip got a reaction from bigbadbob in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
I love a good toes in the car photo. I took one myself a couple of weeks ago...
I'll not make you guess, this was in Gower.
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Parsnip got a reaction from Rev in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Haha that's brilliant! Miley Fungus??
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Parsnip reacted to Rev in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
@Parsnip toe maybe isn't so bad.
I did a Google search on the image, and this is honest to god the result.
Next time Miley has issues, maybe your toe could fill in?
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Parsnip reacted to Boycie in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
Do you bloody mind! I was just picking my nose.
Put me right off now. ☹️
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Parsnip reacted to Rev in Picture where you, and your knee are now.
ET phone home.
For a chiropodist.
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Parsnip got a reaction from Boycie in What are you eating tonight
Where I come from this is known as a 'Saturday B'stard'.
What's not to like?
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Parsnip got a reaction from Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight
I should've done away with them minging hash browns too.
There's always next Saturday to improve.
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Parsnip reacted to JoetheRam in What are you eating tonight
Hash Browns have no place in a full British Isles breakfast.
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Parsnip reacted to ThePrisoner in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)
Good deed done today, at Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £51.60 but when she counted out her change she had just under £50. She didn’t want me to help her bless her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
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Parsnip got a reaction from McRainy in Random stuff that cheers me up thread
I really like the stemmed 'ladies' glasses. They're lovely.
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Parsnip got a reaction from sheeponacid in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Well he's probably not that well read what with him spending 16 hours a day in a cold damp pit with a dead canary in his pocket!
Jesus Lamby you're so white and privileged sometimes.
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Parsnip got a reaction from Rev in Random stuff that people do that annoy me
Well he's probably not that well read what with him spending 16 hours a day in a cold damp pit with a dead canary in his pocket!
Jesus Lamby you're so white and privileged sometimes.
