Parsnip

What about the Sikhs? Everyone likes the Sikhs. 

Not a massive dog lover, but "I don't mind" them.
However, if I ever had a dog, I'd...

 

This badass is my dog's brother - best working dog winner at Crufts today. I'm actually not a massive fan of Crufts and that kind of dog showing, but my boy is proper champion stock and I'll be cheering 'Dave' on on Sunday where he's up for best in show.

What a coincidence! I happen to be in the Antarctic right now! Look here's proof...

Or in other words... get your knee in or it didn't happen.

Ugh. I've gone right off em then.

This badass is my dog's brother - best working dog winner at Crufts today. I'm actually not a massive fan of Crufts and that kind of dog showing, but my boy is proper champion stock and I'll be cheering 'Dave' on on Sunday where he's up for best in show.

Knee or didn't happen.

This badass is my dog's brother - best working dog winner at Crufts today. I'm actually not a massive fan of Crufts and that kind of dog showing, but my boy is proper champion stock and I'll be cheering 'Dave' on on Sunday where he's up for best in show.

Knee or didn't happen.

I was very much a cat man but loved the way Jack Russell’s looked, the thought of walks and picking up poo put me off for years, well not entirely the ex ex wouldn’t let me have one so that was that. 
When I moved into my own house, my own boss I told the girlfriend I’m getting a dog, decided the poo picking life was for me, she said no, I said yes, I won. It was my house!
5 minutes later I showed her this pic, said he was available now. Saw him on that website I posted earlier. 

An hour later I was in the car home

 
Never cried, not even a whimper, although you could see he nervous and no idea what was happening.
Next day though his ears folded forward and we’ve lived happily ever after. Just got a bit more spottier and nuts.

Not helping your broodiness am I? ?
 

This thread's full (full I tell you) of kneeless photos. Shocked and appalled by the ruling.

Disqualified!
... No knee!   

I was more worried about what @Parsnip might try to make out from the boot reflection after #bathtapgate 

Any guesses? Winner gets a Cheryl gif.

Looks very much like a Boxer to me.

Any guesses? Winner gets a Cheryl gif.

I recently had an issue with a purchase and I received a huge outpouring of support and help in the thread I started so have a read though that If you need any advice.
Although it looks to me like you have indeed spilt a cuppa on them so I think you're just going to have to soak them both in tea and think of them as a special edition.

I recently had an issue with a purchase and I received a huge outpouring of support and help in the thread I started so have a read though that If you need any advice.
Although it looks to me like you have indeed spilt a cuppa on them so I think you're just going to have to soak them both in tea and think of them as a special edition.

He only drank 5 of the beers.
#LowCarb

the 8 beers at 50g of carbs is 400g, daily recommendation is 325-450g of carbs, I'm affraid it's not low carb.

I'm a simple man of simple tastes.

Tonight's dinner is a co op rump steak with a dressing of smoked chilli mayo and 8 x cold Staropramen. 
Prep time: 45 min (inc. going to the co op and buying the steak and beers and giving it 20 mins to get to room temp before it goes in the pan)
Cooking time: 10 min (inc. 5 min resting time).
Low carb, gluten free, Man dinner.

I'm a simple man of simple tastes.

Tonight's dinner is a co op rump steak with a dressing of smoked chilli mayo and 8 x cold Staropramen. 
Prep time: 45 min (inc. going to the co op and buying the steak and beers and giving it 20 mins to get to room temp before it goes in the pan)
Cooking time: 10 min (inc. 5 min resting time).
Low carb, gluten free, Man dinner.

Some chips at least.

I'm a simple man of simple tastes.

Tonight's dinner is a co op rump steak with a dressing of smoked chilli mayo and 8 x cold Staropramen. 
Prep time: 45 min (inc. going to the co op and buying the steak and beers and giving it 20 mins to get to room temp before it goes in the pan)
Cooking time: 10 min (inc. 5 min resting time).
Low carb, gluten free, Man dinner.

I should have bothered my arse to put some salad with it eh?