Parsnip

He's such a belllend. But I've got my eyes on one of them electric pick ups and I'm quite excited about it.

I used to do that job. And we had to empty the dog bins. It was horrible. And we used to get driven around just sat on the back of a pick up which is definitely illegal now and probably was then too. And then I got sacked for stealing contaminated cans of cat food out of a skip! And I didn't even do the crime, I just took the blame for the son in law of the boss who'd already blamed it on me then begged me in tears to back up his story. Actually in fairness I didn't get sacked for that but got a final warning because I think the boss knew it was actually his son in law that dunnit. I got sacked a few days later when I was supposed to be working on a Saturday morning but woke up in a car in Skegness with no recollection of how I'd got there. Great days.
What were we talking about?

I used to do that job. And we had to empty the dog bins. It was horrible. And we used to get driven around just sat on the back of a pick up which is definitely illegal now and probably was then too. And then I got sacked for stealing contaminated cans of cat food out of a skip! And I didn't even do the crime, I just took the blame for the son in law of the boss who'd already blamed it on me then begged me in tears to back up his story. Actually in fairness I didn't get sacked for that but got a final warning because I think the boss knew it was actually his son in law that dunnit. I got sacked a few days later when I was supposed to be working on a Saturday morning but woke up in a car in Skegness with no recollection of how I'd got there. Great days.
What were we talking about?

A very professional performance from Aj who steadfastly refused to stand and trade and rightly so. He boxed Ruiz's ears off tonight and while maybe first time around AJs camp did not give Ruiz enough respect, tonight it was the reverse scenario. Got a lot of respect for Ruiz who is game as they come but he'd clearly not put the work in since winning the first fight. Whether that made any difference I doubt but it might be something he'll one day regret nonetheless. 
Perhaps he thought AJ would come looking for him but if he did he was probably the only person who did.
Really impressed with AJ's footwork. Not seen him look anywhere near that mobile and elusive before, it's a whole new string to his bow IMO. Having shed a few lbs, which I think he needed to, he was on his toes the whole fight and still didn't seem remotely gassed. Worked well behind the jab, threw some solid shots and never really looked in any danger at all. Calm and clinical would be a fair description.
Most pleasing is the fact that we now once again have the prospect of some real 'super-fights' with Wilder, Tyson and Usyk out there. It's great to have a really vibrant heavyweight division again, that's for sure.  Looking forward to the next chapter already!

I watched the whole thing with Serbian commentary - like I do all these pay per view things ?
Ruiz had visions of a knockout I think but Joshua was way too clever and kept well out of reach. Easy victory for him.

He's such a belllend. But I've got my eyes on one of them electric pick ups and I'm quite excited about it.

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

They won't be able to do that until after the birth, when they can check the DNA yoof!  ??

Hey guys, after not going to sleep until half 3 this morning due to all sorts of things running through my brain we went for the scan this morning at 8, after a little bit of a wait we were seen to be told that the baby was absolutely fine, had a heartbeat, 2 legs, 2 arms, was exactly where he/she should be and they didn’t know what caused the bleeding but there was nothing to suggest it was to do with the baby. 
Move been absolutely petrified of the worst over the last couple of days but being told that was genuinely the best thing to ever happen to me. Over the moon ? not much to look at just yet as it’s only been cooking for 9 weeks 2 days but here they are! ?

I suppose there's a possibility I might be remembering it wrong.

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

The silly mind games of Mrs Pastinaak.
She and the kids have been out all day leaving me and the dog to our own devices. 
First thing she does when she gets in? Looks me up and down then hands me the car keys. "I forgot to go to the co op on the way home, can you nip?".
So I quite reasonably inform her that me and the dog stopped by the Jug & Glass on our walk at lunch and I had a half of lager so sadly I can't drive. She comes back with "Well that was 5 hours ago so that half will be well out your system by now, so can you nip?".
Of course I can't nip. I had 5 pints at the Jug and I've been necking Cobras all afternoon watching Spurs snap Toffee legs. She knows it and I know it.
This charade is becoming an all too regular occurrence. 

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

Treated the niece

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.

That's a genius move from Stoke. They'll shoot up the table now. I like Alex Neil because he looks like when they fold up pictures of Ross Kemp.