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    Comrade 86
    Parsnip got a reaction from Comrade 86 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Joined the queue at a very busy KFC in Chesterfield, waited a aeon to order my mighty bucket & gravy. The faceless voice from the box said "No gravy on today duck".
    Like it was nothing.
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    I know nothing
    Parsnip got a reaction from I know nothing in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    Joined the queue at a very busy KFC in Chesterfield, waited a aeon to order my mighty bucket & gravy. The faceless voice from the box said "No gravy on today duck".
    Like it was nothing.
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    Comrade 86
    Parsnip got a reaction from Comrade 86 in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to MaltRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    I sat on the edge of the bed last night pulling off my boxers. Missus said, 'you spoil those dogs'.
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    Bubbles
    Parsnip got a reaction from Bubbles in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    EtoileSportiveDeDerby
    Parsnip got a reaction from EtoileSportiveDeDerby in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    angieram
    Parsnip got a reaction from angieram in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to mozza in Pets   
    Your shadows look like something out of a Stephen King movie..
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to Andicis in Boxing Thread   
    Love this from Tyson.
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    Alph
    Parsnip got a reaction from Alph in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    Mick Brolly
    Parsnip got a reaction from Mick Brolly in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    ThePrisoner
    Parsnip got a reaction from ThePrisoner in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    Steve How Hard?
    Parsnip got a reaction from Steve How Hard? in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    BriggRam
    Parsnip got a reaction from BriggRam in New joke thread (trigger alert, may offend if you want it to)   
    Storm Dennis has hit France this weekend.
    Of course over there they call it "Les Dennis".
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to Mucker1884 in What are you eating tonight   
    Well, First off, he's got to catch the bloody thing, then skin and de-bone it, then bung it in the mincer...
    Have you seen how fast them Quorns are!  
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    JoetheRam
    Parsnip got a reaction from JoetheRam in What are you eating tonight   
    How does that take an hour? Are you making the pasta yourself?
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    @Boycie I am expecting immediate bans for the heathens who have just posted. That root vegetable fella and the kid who drinks pop. 20 years should cover the misdemeanours. 
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    You stick to your fish fingers and pot noodles son.
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to DarkFruitsRam7 in What are you eating tonight   
    Does lobster eat gammon, @Angry Ram????
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    Mucker1884
    Parsnip got a reaction from Mucker1884 in Random stuff that people do that annoy me   
    I always ask for both. Although I'm still in your younger days, just about!
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    froggg
    Parsnip got a reaction from froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    I bet you carry that nifty little flick knife everywhere don't you? Always ready to slice into some all day braised lamb like the culinary super hero that you are.
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    BriggRam
    Parsnip got a reaction from BriggRam in What are you eating tonight   
    I bet you carry that nifty little flick knife everywhere don't you? Always ready to slice into some all day braised lamb like the culinary super hero that you are.
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to Angry Ram in What are you eating tonight   
    Did you get that stool from Ann Summers? Sure we have one at home like it.
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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    Dorset lamb braised all day with smoked paprika, garlic and oregano, melt in the mouth, served with bread and president butter, all washed down with a glass of Rioja.

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    Parsnip
    Parsnip reacted to froggg in What are you eating tonight   
    Blackened Cajun Lamb and pork chops. All washed down with a glass of of Siren Soundwave hoppy ipa.


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