Norman

He dies.
oh, hold on..

You’re supposed to take a picture before you’ve eaten half of it. No minted mushy peas?

Medium rare ribeye, all washed down with a glass of Merlot.

People who hide bins inside a kitchen cupboard, or worse, just hang a bin bag inside a cupboard door.
Have they not heard of Brabantia?

On a scouting mission for Rowett

I have a cat, well actually he’s a hybrid gato montes. Found him all alone on the beach at just 3 weeks old. He used to sleep in my shoe, then he grew and now he’s about 1.5x the size of normal cats. Big paws and pointed ears give it away.

Said goodbye to my best mate this morning ..
 

 
R.I.P , Jake , owd lad..

Oh well anyway no it's not a wig that is her real hair and the style she got.
On another note, she means the world to me and couldn't be happier with her.?

Ignore him mate.
Dont let him in your gang.

I’d take a 7 iron, followed by a 6 iron, then a sand wedge, another 7 iron, then I’d probably try a wood to see if that would finally get me out of the rough. After about another 5 attempts I’d probably give this hole up as a double bogey ?

Up t’lane. 
 

I don't wish to alarm you, but Gary Glitter is uncomfortably close behind you in this picture. 
Enjoy your pint.

The scary thought of @Lambchop being within 15 miles of you.

The scary thought of @Lambchop being within 15 miles of you.

I’ll track you down eventually!

The scary thought of @Lambchop being within 15 miles of you.

You're wierd ?

Last one to leave, as per. 

All the spuds in now, could do with a drop of rain now please

Cheers me up that we're all so mentally exhausted by the play-offs that none of us can be bothered to even start an argument about politics ?
Peace

Jada always cheers me up, she can tell when I'm feeling down as I am right now.

 
 

@Norman
Linares v Lomachenko tonight.

David Haye’s legs just went didn’t they? Age and his body meant it was never a fight he could win.
In the build-up he gave the impression he was in tip-top shape, but he clearly wasn’t.
I’m not saying he has conned the fans, but loads of people have paid up to watch a fight he simply couldn’t win unless he KO’d Bellow in the first two rounds.
Maybe he didn’t know himself the extent of it all? It was a shame for a once amazing boxer.

Long term couples, usually already married for at least 3 years, who use the phrase "date night" to describe themselves going to the cinema to watch a **** film, probably something like The Avengers, followed by a meal at Zizzi's (probably located right next to the cinema) that consists of ordering the second cheapest thing on the menu, one glass of wine each, no dessert and then a trip home by 10pm to sit on the sofa staring at their phones and not having sex.

The pretentiousness of Yorkshire folk. Tour de Yorkshire. Côte de Baggaby Hill FFS!