AmericanRam

A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance".
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything."

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance".
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything."

A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance".
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything."

A guy tries to walk into a bar but the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance".
The guy goes back to his car, looks for a tie but only finds jump leads. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in.
The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything."

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

Watching my friend's dog Rufus for a couple weeks, great fellow just some gas issues lol?

This gorgeous ball of fluff will be joining the family in a few days. 

Millie 

Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.

Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.

Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.

Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.

Picked up a new thesaurus today.
It's nothing to write house about.

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic…..but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

Undercard...
Don't know why Crolla is so popular. I find him a bit dull.
Allen was Allen. Showed some nice punch variety and angles but moved like a tractor.
Josh Kelly had harder sparring. Not sure the point
Didn't watch Ricky Burns. Not really interested in his hunt for a title since he clearly pooed himself when challenged by Josh Taylor. Best days are in the past.
Two cruisers at the start were a good watch. The white dude was in total control until one punch, which he took really well, caused fight ending swelling. Very unlucky for it to swell like that after you took it so well. 
That 4 round fight was alright. 
Decent night rather than spectacular. Lots of expected winners.  

He’s out?

Awesome dog that, nice that your mate has taken him in and rescued him, made me laugh how his adoption listing said he doesn't get on with birds or chickens, doubt many dogs do, that's potential food for mine! ?
https://www.adoptapet.com/pet/23446672-east-bend-north-carolina-dalmatian-mix
Part of me would love to adopt a dog, but you don't see their little quirks and traits develop from puppy stage...although I guess on the flip side you don't go through that stage of teaching them the living room is not the place to urinate in.

He also tends to bark at absolutely nothing lol

Cracking dog that, any more pics?
Fancy another dog, tall one, just not sure the missus will allow it 

First walk today,hopefully.

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I've got lots of back issues.