richinspain

I had to stop myself posting a spider picture.?

That's right, I keep clicking into that thread with the awful photos of spiders and I keep dropping my phone! They are too scary. And too realistic.

I think that what @angieram wants is the opposite, to not go where she doesn't want to go. I for example don't normally enter in the politics thread,  I either have to go to the main section page to avoid entering or go to the last post in that thread so as to mark it as read.

Agreed 
I do it "Boycies way".  "Unread Content"... gives you a list of any threads with posts that you haven't read yet.  It matters not which forum it is in.
All in order of the last post made (Latest at the top).  Click on the thread title that interests you, and it automatically goes to the first unread (by you) post.*
It doesn't open in a new tab, but once you have caught up on that thread, the "Unread Content" tab is at the top and bottom of each page.  When you return, the thread you have just read will have disappeared from your unread list... obvs!
I usually start from the bottom of the list, so the earliest/oldest "unread post".  Clicking on the top of the list can sometimes become a bit repetitive, if the thread is new and/or popular, and is getting new posts every minute!
I completely ignore/do not click on topics such as politics, cricket, NFL, and most music threads etc.  They remain on the unread list until I click "Mark Site Read".
If I catch up (on all the posts/threads I'm interested in, I then click on "Mark Site Read" to completely clear the lot.  If I don't complete the list, it all waits there for your next visit. 
Very simple.  Very organised.  Very effective!
 
*EDIT:
Just be aware, as an example, if you are reading page 14 of 15, and don't completely read page 14 before leaving, page 15 will still be listed as unread, but it will assume you had read all of page 14 before leaving.  Hope that makes sense!

You don’t have to go in the listed threads though? it just lists the threads.

Send him on loan to the Millwall forums to think about what he's done

We had a pork loin joint in the freezer as a treat over Easter.
Roast with all the trimmings on Sunday.
Pressure cooked with all the veggies on Monday.
Cold with jacket spuds and salad on Tuesday.
Curried with rice etc on Wednesday.
I am now spending hours trying to clean the black burnt on gunge from the pressure cooker!
Life is anything but boring for shut-ins at Chez Brummie!
Keep safe all!
 

*Centaur, got my mythology mixed up!

I think he's got a huuuuge lower body, and very thin upper body. Perhaps that's why he doesn't want to come on the group chat?  Or perhaps he's a Minotaur? ?

Those peas don't look very mushy! You'll have @Angry Ram snuggling up to you (in a self distancing sort of way)!

Those peas don't look very mushy! You'll have @Angry Ram snuggling up to you (in a self distancing sort of way)!

No mushys and no vinegar - I might as well move to London...
The beer was Bass though, not some watery shandy?

Beans on toast with grated cheddar and brown sauce. 

Tis a very nice slurp. Probably not available in Spain but worth trying when you're over here again. 

Should I ask what Elvis Juice is? And if it's what I'm think it is, won't it have gone off by now?

My ignorance of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles Toe.

Please, please, please, nobody else post photos of themselves in thongs! (Well, there may be some exceptions but I'd rather not risk it)

Please, please, please, nobody else post photos of themselves in thongs! (Well, there may be some exceptions but I'd rather not risk it)

I could go with the picture at Nudey Beach instead.

Please, please, please, nobody else post photos of themselves in thongs! (Well, there may be some exceptions but I'd rather not risk it)

Same here. Only just seen update available and problem is sorted.

Been using mine in landscape mode all day and not had to double click once. I was correct in that it was an Apple bug then despite @Boycie strongly disagreeing with his superior technological knowledge 

I've just updated my iPad and at first impressions seems to have cured the double tap problem (the update only became available to me today, don't know if it's a location thing).